"Goddammit Rainbow! I told you that Big Mac was already dating Sugar Belle!" "Actually...she asked if I was interested in having a threesome with her and Cheerilee when Big Mac was away this weekend."
Rainbow Dash accidentally used a combination of toothpaste, mouthwash, and shampoo for her morning routine, which interacted and created a Smilex (R) reaction. “Because with Joker Brand (TM), I get a grin, again, and again!”
"Hah! Applejack, did you just--"
"Uh, never mind. Probably just imagined it."
🌽🐤
“Don’t you ever call me a lair!”
Imminent spanking
Dash! Ya darn Scout. Ya used the Bonk! drink to get past mah sentries, didn't ya ?
Oh lighten up AJ! If you were a decent Engie, you would have seen those sentries were out of ammo anyway.
insert "Kill Bill siren" here
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I'll just go ahead and leave this here:
"Goddammit Rainbow! I told you that Big Mac was already dating Sugar Belle!"
"Actually...she asked if I was interested in having a threesome with her and Cheerilee when Big Mac was away this weekend."
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Rainbow Scout looks lonely.
Applejack Engineer will keep her company.
My Little Fortress 2 - "Build A Sentry" (Raise This Barn parody)
: "No, Applejack! I swear I don't know what happened to your zap apple jam!"
AJ: "What did you say about my hat?"
RD: "Nothing, just nothing he he..."
"Uh... Would you believe me if I said—"
"Whatever you're about to say, the answer's 'no.'"
I KNEW I'D SEEN MY HAT!!
Rainbow Dash accidentally used a combination of toothpaste, mouthwash, and shampoo for her morning routine, which interacted and created a Smilex (R) reaction. “Because with Joker Brand (TM), I get a grin, again, and again!”
"Boop me one more time. I dare you!"
"Uhm... I don't want to..."
AJ: WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
RD: WOO WOO WOO WOO
: "Remember that thing we weren't supposed to talk about?"
: "What'd ya do?"
: "Nothing!"