April Fool? · 6:38pm Mar 26th, 2019
Hey, been a while since I did this blogging thing, eh?
So, you may ask yourself,⁽*⁾ "what nonsense is Irrespective up to now? I hope it's not something lame, like that badly written fanfic chapter of last year."
⁽*⁾You may also ask yourself "where is that large automobile?", but I can't help you with that one.
The answer is no, I didn't do that. What I did do is write a new Baked Bean story with a slight twist on the classic tale.
What if one princess wasn't enough? What if our dear Bean got all the princesses? 
Curious? I thought you might be. :)
And your youthful curiosity shall be rewarded... in time. For now, here's a small taste for you to enjoy.
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Bean then sighed, slid his pencil into the spiral binding of his notebook, and placed that into his saddlebag. He felt that he had gotten a good start with his introduction to Ponyville, but there was another stop he wanted to make, and he needed to leave now if he wanted to get there and come back in time.
“I hope I’m not overdoing the descriptions,” he muttered to himself as he stood and began to walk towards the town. He was new to writing, and with no formal training he was forced to improvise at the moment and hope he wasn't screwing up too badly. Still, he remained hopeful that someone would give his tour guide descriptions a chance, and with that, he might be able to save up enough bits to buy a modest home, with enough left over to take some creative writing classes to further refine his writing skill.
Then he would be confident enough to write his story.
The morning air was clear and refreshing as Bean walked towards the center of Ponyville, and he felt rejuvenated as he began to use adjectives—or were they adverbs?—to describe the modest shops and two-story homes that made up the main road through this singular town. Bean had arrived last night after visiting Canterlot, and he had to admit that the lack of either hustle or bustle was quite enamoring. Everything was so laid back that Bean wondered if time itself pulled up a chair when it came here to visit, stretched out its legs, and enjoyed a freshly-squeezed glass of chilled lemonade before moving on with its business. The peace and serenity tempted him to stay, to make his new life and his livelihood with the friendly ponies who were now greeting him with cheerful smiles and friendly waves.
“Hey Baked Bean!” a voice called out before a pink blur caught up to it. “Happy Tuesday! Did you sleep okay? I told Mister and Missus Cake about you, and they said they could hire you on, but only part-time for now unless business picks up, but that way you could start saving up your bits for your own restaurant, right?”
Bean hesitated while he tried to put a name to the hyperactivity. “Pinkie Pie, right?”
“That's me! Say, do you know how to make a cherrychanga? I bet you could earn all the bits you could ever need with something like that.”
“I'm afraid I don't, but I'm willing to try. As to your first question, I'll talk to the Cakes later about that job. I'll bet they're busy trying to get ready for the Summer Sun Celebration tomorrow.”
“Yeah, it's been pretty crazy around here, but it's gonna be super-duper fun! We've never had Princess Celestia here before, but I've heard she's super nice. Do you think she would like sprinkles on her cupcakes, or maybe just plain? I like sprinkles, but it's okay if she doesn't. Maybe she'd like a vanilla cupcake with rainbow swirls! That'd be super easy to make, and maybe I could even put little suns on them as toppers!”
“Why don't you go try that out?” Bean said. “I'm sure she'd love something like that.”
“Okay! See you at the celebration!” Pinkie said.
Bean shook his head as the bundle of pink, pony-shaped sugar began to hop away, and he let the breath he was holding out very slowly. Pinkie Pie had been the first pony to greet him last night, and he had nearly had one of his ears chewed off while she asked him a hundred questions about why he was there and what he was doing, and she probably wouldn't have stopped if he had not distracted her with a new recipe for rhubarb pie.
Baked Bean had to smile as began to walk. Pinkie Pie was a bit too wound up for his liking, but she meant well and smelled like sugar and spice and everything nice, so she couldn't be all bad. She would probably be disappointed when he told her he would be moving on after the Summer Sun Celebration, but it couldn't be helped. His heart still yearned for something, and he somehow knew that the something would not be here.
His heart did tell him that he needed to go visit the Castle of the Two Sisters, no matter how treacherous everypony said the journey would be. During all of his research, he had found sparing references to the former seat of government, and he was pretty extra sure that he could find an untapped source of writing potential out in the Everfree Forest.
What could possibly go wrong?
Your really gonna give bean the ah! My goddess. Treatment huh...this will be good
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and with that, the law has been evoked
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I'm actually kind of excited for this. Just be sure not to take it to seriously.
5033193 Plural.
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You betcha it's gonna be good. :)
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Hey, that Murphy guy isn't all bad. He's brought about some amusing incidents, after all.
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I shall take it as seriously as the regular Bean stories, I assure you.
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With emphasis on that capital P, as you well know. :devious grin:
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Indeed but if youv ever seen ah! My goddess plural is implied as it's a harem comedy
I sense incoming shenanigans. I approve.
5033242 Well, I suppose it could be a very small harem....
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quality over quantity, tenchi muyo is my favorite harem comedy, its nice when the girls arn't the only ones with super powers even if it takes tenchi awhile to get the hang of his.
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but the reason i chose ah my goddess as the comparative is becuase the main charicter of that is a normal mortal whos only unique trait is hes cursed to know nothing but bad luck...the whole reason he was given the wish that bound the first goddess to him was to balance the karmic scales, he had acured so much of a karmic imbalance it had become nessiary to grant him 'something' to make it right
Lookin’ forward to it. And is he going to get Chrysalis, later? That would be a hoot, watching her and Cadance trying to cohabitate.
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Patience, young padawan. All shall be revealed in time.
Definitely interested to see what level of crazy this new fic causes; knowing you, it’ll be glorious :3
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Hey, Glorious is my middle name!
(Okay, not really. But it would be cool if it was.