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  • 6 weeks
    Cancelling The Enchanted Carousel, restarting as a new story

    Hi all!

    I've already made the announcement in other places, so I figured I might as well do it here, too, to cement the change.

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  • 7 weeks
    Hiatus on Story + Thoughts

    Hi all!

    Just letting you know this story will be hiatus'd for a bit.

    Not because I'm not writing anymore, but because life got in the way so I wasn't able to finish it all in a fugue state as I wanted, and the reality is right now... I am not in the headspace necessary to write it.

    Though, since I'm not doing that, I do at least want to talk about it.

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  • 10 weeks
    Okay, here we go.

    As some folks may know or have seen, I'm currently working on a story that is very important to me. It is still not finished, and will likely be updating in the next following days because I want to write it and get it done in one go.

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  • 22 weeks
    Quick Note re: contacting me!

    Hi all!

    I hope you're doing well.

    I've been meaning to say this for a while, but keep forgetting because my life has been a dumpster fire for the past year, but I did post a fic today so now's a good time as any!

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  • 30 weeks
    Re-uploaded Someone To Hold On To as a complete oneshot

    Hello!

    Just wanted to get ahead of any confusion for anyone following this story to say that I ended up doing a speedrun of the entire thing and then deleted the old chapters and just posted the entire complete story as a new chapter.

    That was it.

    I hope you have been well!

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Feb
18th
2019

TwiLuna · 4:15am Feb 18th, 2019

My roommate, Jykinturah, told me that he'd waive 30 dollars off my pending cellphone bill if I wrote a blogpost about TwiLuna so here i am



TWILUNA IS GOOD, YO.

IT'S THE BLUE HORSE. AND THE LAVENDER HORSE. OR ACTUALLY, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, PALE LIGHT GRAYISH MULBERRY ACCORDING TO THE WIKI. ANYWAY, SO THEY KISS, AND IT'S GOOD. AND ALSO MULBERRY HORSE HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL TO HELP BLUE HORSE with her deep-seated trauma that haunts her at night.

ANGST!!!!!




Also, here's some pictures Jyki drew with Mono commentary.

Here we have what is more commonly known as THE DEEP AND SOULFUL LOVING GAZE. Observe the noseys lightly touching and also this is actually really cute, I was gonna do funny commentary BUT HOOF-HOLDING IS MY WEAKNESS. Also I really love the sketch marks being visible??

Here we have the portrait that Twilight and Luna keep in Twilight's castle... or Canterlot Castle?

Actually this raises a good point about where they live. Maybe they have an arrangement where they alternate between living in Ponyville and Canterlor, or maybe because they're goddamn alicorn princesses, they just sleep wherever they want. I want to say that Luna would want their main place to be Canterlot, BUT HONESTLY, IMAGINE LUNA JUST CHILLING WITH THE MANE6 IN THEIR NORMAL DAY TO DAY.

Like inconvenient Trixie except it would be "Awkward but eager new friend Luna trying to socialize with her marefriend's friends."

Oh my GOD.

Someone write that.

You could almost say Luna scaled her way into Twilight's heart.

Get it? Because she has scales, and it's FUNNY OK I'M HYSTERICAL

Anyway.

The only thing that is preventing this drawing from getting an 11/10 as opposed to 10/10 IS THAT THERE WAS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A WING HUG AND JYKI DIDN'T TAKE IT.

ALWAYS GO FOR THE WING HUG, DAMN IT. ALWAYS.

Anyway, that was it, but here is Jyki's tumblr where he posts beautiful art, and here is his fimfiction account where he wrote a beautiful story I will now promote.

EMoonstone
Luna must find a gift, so she creates one.
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or maybe because they're goddamn alicorn princesses, they just sleep wherever they want.

"Twilight, stop sleeping in my trees. It's bad enough when Rainbow does it."
"DOST THOU DARE TELL US WHERE WE MAY SLUMBER?"
"Never mind, you two have fun up there."

totes adorbs UWU

I mean, TwiLuna is almost as good as TwiDash.

Sooo tempted to write something like...

Twilight Sparkle sat up in bed abruptly and cast rapid glances around the library bedroom. Just one night in Ponyville had not gotten her used to living in a tree, even if it was filled with books, and the way the tree creaked and popped in the town's night breeze still made her jerk awake at the most inconvenient times. Spike had no such problem, and was happily snoring away in his box nearby, like he would be more than happy to continue until noon if left undisturbed. Since the moon was still high in the sky, they both had a long time before dawn, so Twilight settled back down into her bed, rolling over on her side and taking in the view of Princess Luna’s teal gaze at the end of her nose with paralyzed astonishment.

“Pardon our intrusion into thy bedchambers, Champion.” Luna bowed her head and kneeled on the thin rag rug of Twilight’s bedroom, which only made her panicked heart beat faster and her mind whirl with the thought that she had obviously missed some sort of letter from Celestia to explain this. Maybe a note. An entry on her calendar?

“T-t-that’s… okay,” managed Twilight after several minutes of intense breathing that made the faint scent of Luna’s sweaty coat begin to hammer away at the back of her mind. The newly freed princess must have flown down from Canterlot to visit Twilight tonight because… Nothing really came to mind. Nothing at all. Zip.

“As you hath vanquished me with the Elements of Harmony,” continued Luna with her head still bowed, “thy will is supreme over mine, and I shall devote my life to bringing you the pleasure you deserve, for as long as you live. I await your command, Champion.”

PALE LIGHT GRAYISH MULBERRY ACCORDING TO THE WIKI.

And Rainbow Crash is Cyaninstead of skyblue or periwinkle or something...



All has convinced me, if not color blind, I'm color dumb. WE REALLY NEED 110+ WORDS FOR BLUE?!?!

I'm a big fan of the TwiLuna (or Tuna as some prefer). It is probably my top ship with RariTwi coming next in line.


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Nooo, now I want to see that story.

You could almost say Luna scaled her way into Twilight's heart.

Mono, that was absolutely horrid and your should feel ashamed of it. Also, my sides :facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

AND THE LAVENDER HORSE. OR ACTUALLY, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, PALE LIGHT GRAYISH MULBERRY ACCORDING TO THE WIKI.

Pale light grayish mulberry, RGB D19FE4.

I'm so emotionally invested in Twilight that I've memorized the RGB of her coat…

Like inconvenient Trixie except it would be "Awkward but eager new friend Luna trying to socialize with her marefriend's friends."

Oh my GOD.

Someone write that.

Me want! Someone write! :pinkiecrazy:

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(Shadily looks back and forth, covertly saves prompt onto Gdoc)
No one can ever know...

Poster In Spike's Room: Be yourself. Unless you can be a dragon. Then be a dragon.
Luna: Thou impertinent fools think I cannot do both? *is a dragon now*
Twilight: Hot...I MEAN how? Where did you learn that?
Luna: I learned much from Queen Maleficent ere she turned to evil. And though I do regret how it ended, I cannot say in truth that I regret those nights. Her banishment was a great loss.
Twilight: *is speechless*

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Oh my. Now I'm imagining the most awkward thing as Twilight tries to figure out how the tarts to handle Celestia's little sister swearing herself to her service like that. Can be sweet and awkward and eventually lead to really great sexytimes.

WHY DO YOU TEASE US WITH THESE IDEAS AND NOT WRITE THEM?!?

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I await your command, Champion.

"My command is let me sleep, damnit," Twilight grumbled. "Slavery is illegal in Equestria, whether by conquest or by sale. Now beat it before this gets even weirder."

^ Definitely not the continuation I'm sure most readers want, but darned if S1 (and especially episode 1 and 2) Twilight didn't have a snippy side, especially when she was tired or annoyed.

Actually this raises a good point about where they live. Maybe they have an arrangement where they alternate between living in Ponyville and Canterlor, or maybe because they're goddamn alicorn princesses, they just sleep wherever they want. I want to say that Luna would want their main place to be Canterlot, BUT HONESTLY, IMAGINE LUNA JUST CHILLING WITH THE MANE6 IN THEIR NORMAL DAY TO DAY.

Like inconvenient Trixie except it would be "Awkward but eager new friend Luna trying to socialize with her marefriend's friends."

Oh my GOD.

Someone write that.

I'm offended you didn't immediately come to me with this

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

I will never not like TwiLuna.

Except for that time when I felt it was impossible but I was still pining for it okay

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Of course we do! :raritydespair:

It's not RariLight, but I accept because I love Princess Luna.

There is only one Moonstone :twilightangry2:

Looks like I downvoted that long time ago purely because of the title. Oh well, that was probably uncalled for.

Anyway, Luna is the best pone. Together with Twilight and Rainbow. I have hard time picking between them :rainbowkiss:

Also, if Twilight sticks her butt in front of Luna's hair, she can use it as camouflage.

(get it stars ha ha okay i'll see myself out)

5015731 By the next morning, Twilight had convinced herself that Luna's visit was merely the symptom of an undigested bit of parsnip, or perhaps a result of eating the last one of Pinkie Pie’s special muffins before bedtime, and that the resulting dream snippet was only worth bringing up at the luncheon she had scheduled with her friends because of its odd humor. So while the six of them were gathered for a pleasant outdoor meal at the local restaurant, she related the event to them and awaited their snorts of levity, or perhaps even a laugh or two.

Only to have five sets of eyes staring back at her in disbelief.

“Twi.” Applejack pushed her hat back and took a deep breath. “You do know that the Elements of Harmony were used by all of us, right?”

“Of course she realizes that,” said Rarity rather briskly. “It’s just that she did not choose to accept Princess Luna’s generous offer.” After a brief pause, she went on to admit in one quick burst of words, “She’s going to introduce me at court next week.”

“She’s teaching me how to make Cloudscakes,” said Pinkie Pie with a bounce in her seat. “They’re so fluffy!! And they make such a mess that we have to lick—”

“We’re doing nighttime flights,” said Rainbow Dash quickly, punching the air with one hoof. “Up with the stars and moonlit clouds! It’s a whole ‘nother level of competition! And then there’s the snuggles after,” she admitted. “Awesome!”

“So many of my animal friends are nocturnal,” said Fluttershy almost under her breath. “It’s so nice to have somepony who appreciates them with me. Particularly the owlbears.”

After a long silence, Applejack looked at something interesting in the distance and admitted, “Ah only asked her to help out with the harvest this fall since she loves being out among mah trees, and we can work together into the evening. And dagnabbit if the snuggles weren’t pretty durned good too.”

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Moon snuggles are pretty dank

if I were still writing thinkpieces I would write a good one about why TwiLuna is a fascinating romantic-fic dynamic waiting to happen

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They're so good you can't breathe

Hoof-holding? Isn't that lewd?!

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You know it's professional as fuck when it has a spelling mistake in it

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