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    E - Jigglypuff
    F - Lugia
    G - Togepi
    H - Arbok
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    R - Incineroar.
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    T - Bellossum
    U - Mewtwo
    V - Entei

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Feb
15th
2019

Which Pokémon Sidekick is Yours? (Game) · 3:07am Feb 15th, 2019

Part one: What is the first letter in your middle name? This will determine which Pokémon it is.

A - Squirtle
B - Charmander
C - Bulbasaur
D - Pikachu
E - Jigglypuff
F - Lugia
G - Togepi
H - Arbok
I - Meowth
J - Gengar
K - Gardevoir
L - Lucario
M - Greninja
N - Scolipede
O - Snorlax
P - Magikarp
Q - Dragonite
R - Incineroar.
S - Clefairy
T - Bellossum
U - Mewtwo
V - Entei
W - Giratina
X - Ditto
Y -Wobboffet
Z - Metapod

Part Two: Which day of the month were you born? This will determine your Pokémon’s voice actor.

1-2: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
3-4: Robert Downey Jr.
5-6: Ryan Reynolds.
7-8: Chris Pratt.
9-10: Vin Diesel.
11-12: “Weird” Al Yankovic.
13-14: Kevin Hart.
15-16: Will Arnett.
17-18: Jason Bateman.
19: Gordon Ramsey.
20-21: Jack Black.
22-23: John Cena.
24-25: Keanu Reeves.
26-27: Michael C. Hall.
28-29: Adam Sandler.
30-31: Steve Buscemi.

Part Three: What percentage of power is your phone at? This will determine your Pokémon’s skill/job.

100%-96%: Lawyer.
95%-91%: Hacker.
90%-86%: Professional Wrestler.
85%-81%: Magician.
80%-76%: Doctor.
75%-71%: Con Artist.
70%-66%: Detective.
65%-61%: Mafia Assassin.
60%-56%: Opera Singer.
55%-51%: Chef.
50%-46%: Butler.
45%-41%: Chauffeur.
40%-36%: Salesman.
35%-31%: Web Designer.
30%-26%: Accordion Player.
25%-21%: Architect.
20%-16%: Accountant.
15%-11%: YouTube Unboxer.
10%-6%: No job. It’s just the voice actor in a cheap costume of the Pokémon, constantly saying one-liners.
5%-Dead/Don’t own a cell phone: No job. The Pokémon is just really, really freaking fat.

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Comments ( 2 )

According to this Lugia voiced by Chris Pratt who is a lawyer. I don't know what to do with this information any ideas?

I don't have a middle name! :raritydespair:

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