The saddest dream I had. · 4:14am Jan 14th, 2019
Okay, so I dreamed that I was in a store. And, next to the cashier, there was a sign that said, ‘One dollar per hug.’
So, I thought, ‘well, that’s weird.’
Then, I noticed there was another cashier who had a sign as well. It said ‘deluxe hug, five dollars.’
I thought, ‘huh.’
And yet, there was ANOTHER cashier, who had a sign that said, ‘floofiest hugs, for twenty dollars.’ It was then, that I noticed the cashier was a bear.
So I had to try out his hug. I fished out twenty bucks from my pocket, walked over, gave it to him, and he hugs me. It was genuinely comfortable.
Then, I asked, ‘is it possible to get a refund?” I had no intentions of actually getting a refund, but I was curious.
The bear responded by ripping my fucking throat out.
The sad part is, when I woke up, I miss the bear’s hugs and felt bad for even suggesting that anyone would want a refund from him.
Well, I guess I'm depressed too now.
Alexa this is so sad, play despacito
I’m more depressed, my dad cut my fucking funding for college
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No, Alexa, play “Familiar Faces”
Wow.
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That is one of the most relatable things you've written.