Force MrNumbers to watch Naruto

He’s a whore and he’s serving himself up on a silver platter.

Let ‘er rip.

Yes, this is serious. He will watch all of Naruto, dubbed, if we throw enough money at him. BELIEVE IT!

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[Trick Question]

I'm so disinterested in this I want to contribute negative money.

Can I do that? Just take money from somepony's GoFundMe by entering negative dollars?

(Tests...)

Holy. Crap. Where's that border wall fund, now?

[BradyBunch]

I literally just wrote a story today that slammed Naruto in it.

“Why in the heck do you have fire powers, anyway?” Rainbow Dash questioned curiously.

He instantly stopped leaking tears and broke into a big smirk. “You See...i watch a lot of Anime.”

Pinkie Pie froze in place, an expression of horror plastered on her pink face. “You...watch anime?”

“yeah, dont make fun of me for waching anime alright it's an art form.”

Pinkie shrugged slowly. “I guess it's fine if you like stuff like Spirited Away, or Legend of the Galactic Heroes-”

“I like Sword Art Online, also Naruto.”

Pinkie Pie's face hardened. “Take him out, Twilight. He's too dangerous to be left alive.”

[Ice Star]

Holy shit, I expected many things in my feed, but this was not one of them.

The power of Syeekoh is apparent.

[BradyBunch]

"Gentlemen, surround him. He's not getting away from the arm of justice. Careful now! He has jutsu!"

"Sir, did you just order an arrest because he likes Naruto?"

"He's allowed to like it. It's forbidden to tellanybody he likes it, however."

[MortalVen0o4]

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Why do some many people hate the original series? I love the dubbed, subbed, and manga.

[Rao the Red Sun]

Okay first of all, Naruto is totally passable if you ignore the filler so he's not exactly dying for our sins, here. Well, the sub is anyway. Is he planning on watching it dubbed or subbed? Because if it's the dub then yeah I'll probably throw money at his torture.

[ThePoneDrome]

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Dubbed, with all the filler.

[MortalVen0o4]

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I think dubbed.

[MortalVen0o4]

I'm conflicted about Boruto

[Letterhead]

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Please save me from myself and my loved ones.

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I have to watch all the filler as part of the deal, and also the dub.

EDIT: Oh fuck, I can't believe I've done this. I forgot which account I was on. I'm hiding from my main right now.

[Jakomi of the Rose]

*Sigh* What did he do to deserve such punishment?

[MortalVen0o4]

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Get ready for Kurama

[PresentPerfect]

This makes me feel bad.

[Marcthelightspark2004]

Eh, it's not that bad. I like dubbed anime. I watch Soul Eater, One Punch Man, Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate (I like Hellsing better), One Punch Man, Naruto, DEATH NOTE, Black Butler, FMA and FMA: B, Yu-Gi-Oh, Vampire Knight(Little cheesy at times, but not as bad as Twilight), Seven Deadly Sins, and Blue Exorcist.

I like shit like that. Sue me. Better yet, Mary Sue me.

[BradyBunch]

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I mostly watched Attack on Titan dubbed. I only got into the sub when season 3 came around and I wanted to watch the series as soon as possible when new episodes came out. Now I can tell that the sub is how it culturally should be, but I also enjoyed watching the show in my native English.

[Marcthelightspark2004]

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Hmm, I might watch it on Netflix, which is where I watch all my Anime. Except for Hellsing, that is the YouTubes and Anime Unlimited app on Xbox One.

[Super Trampoline]

Hahaha

[Rao the Red Sun]

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Boruto is mostly bland with sprinkles of interesting characterization of the B-team. Though the show re-covered the movie's big fight and Jesus Actual Christ that was beautiful. It'll probably get interesting again once it hits the manga timeline, if it keeps the manga's grim tone.
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Will there be a second fund for Shippuuden if you survive? Because that's like 600 episodes. Also: run and hide, little fox.

[Letterhead]

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I'm charging ~$7 per hour, so it ends up being another $1.4K

[FanOfMostEverything]

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Just be sure you have enough antimoney in your account. You don't want to go into undebt. The disinterest rate is a killer.

[Estee]

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It's Naruto. For the first twenty-six episodes, the disinterest rate is set at one second viewership = one second disinterest.

However, after that, the Fed raises things to one minute viewership = one death fantasy (possibly your own).

I'm told that once you hit Hour 80, there's free mental scarring. Which compounds.

[DumbDog]

Mrnumnuts is a virgin:3

[Necrogen Lord]

[Ankaru]

God I wish people payed me to watch anime. Oh wait they did at my old job lol

[Arxsys]

Why exactly should we pay a socialist to do something like that? Naturally, they should do it for the glory of the people and their beliefs, not capitalism.

I’ll pledge $0.00 and the waste of electricity to type this message out.

[Aotrs Commander]

Well, he's on for a long haul. I have been watching the show since it first aired on TV over here (so, what 2006?) and then by DVD release since. This year, I estimate that volume 38 of Shippuden will actually end the series - I made a concerted effort after a couple of year's gap and got through, like twelve volumes (albiet progressed slowed by me doing a Bleakbane Watches on my local forums), and I'm on about volume, what, 33 now? (I also paused to watch She-Ra and Seven Deadly Sins.)

Naruto fanfiction was, until pony, where I spend all my computer reading time every day.

i really like it. And yes, i only watch it - and any other anime - dubbed[1], so it doesn't matter how many things you throw at me, I don't care. (I made one brief exception for Rock Lee's Ninja Pals before I got the English DVD. ) And the dub is freaking great I won't hear otherwise. (The "Believe it" meme was long-dead and buried outside of parody past, like the first season. Maile Flanigan is fracking awesome. (And once I realised it was her, I could never watch Lab Rat's Principal Perry without cracking up and laughing so hard.)

And the filler arcs were awesome (most of 'em anyway) and in Shippuden, better than large chunks of the actual plot.

(Okay, except that four-episode series recap, which I did NOT watch and I forced myself through Pain's backstory and I have never had to force myself to hard to watch something so awful.)

So, Numbers, ignore them! Naruto is fracking awesome.

(Especially Tenten.

And, honestly, Ino, especially during the closing arcs of Shippuden.)

[1]There are many reasons, one of which being purely practical as I watch stuff while either eating or cleaning,

(especialyl the filler arcs, which were, especially in mid Shippuden, better than the main plot), to, as one

[Letterhead]

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Unironically this

[Trick Question]

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Muahaha! Even more numbers porn!

Although I find myself wishing "numbers porn" was actually large-countable-ordinal based.

[yamgoth]

No cheating. Naruto Abridged don’t count :V

I would pay to see Numbers watch something far more terrible than Naruto. Like... I dunno? The entirety of Jackass? It’s pretty dumb. Definitely will kill a distressing amount of brain cells.

Ooo how about 4 Kids One Piece? 😁

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I forgot which account I was on. I'm hiding from my main right now.

Yeah. Sure. Uh huh. Yep yep. Real smooth there Majin Sickoh 😏

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Oh gawd. What kind of world is that. You’re paying the man so you can work for him 😱

You don’t want to win the unlottery. The unlottery owners don’t want it in instalments. They want it all in one lump sum. But I guess the government’s untax is pretty swell, so maybe that world is ok.

Is unmoney how Soviet Russia worked?

[Wydril]

Going through two years of ignored feed updates and I find this gem.

He’s a whore

In light of what a left-wing extremist and adorable little violence-inciter he's shown himself to be, this blog is overflowing with irony.