Merry Christmas ya shmucks

Ah Christmas, a time where you can drown yourself in gravy, booze and chocolate without being judged for it. So I’ll be spending my Christmas getting shitfaced in front of cheesy Christmas flicks.

Good luck with horrible relatives you’d never meet willingly any other time throughout the year, I know that most of you aren’t afforded the same luxury of being despised by family members as I am.

Just go easy on the scotch m’kay?