Dec
19th
2018
Courting a Ban · 12:17am Dec 19th, 2018
Or, how to write erotica.
Probably NSFW, almost certainly NSFCW
If the video doesn’t start at the 4:28 mark, skip there manually. Trust me, it’s worth four minutes of your life (the segment is two minutes long, but you’ll want to watch it a second time).
Unrelated:
I had a bunch of stuff that I wanted to publish this month, but our new guy quit and we’ve been running up to a week behind at the shop. On the plus side, I’ve been getting lots of that sweet, sweet overtime. But for now, expect nothing for the rest of the month except for The Haunting and my Jinglemas fic (which will not be published on my account), and maybe if things get just a little too much, something either silly, cute, or both.
Lol batponies for PP
... Darn it, now I want Gilbert Gottfried as a DM.
The real genius is not the writing, but in Gilbert Godfrey’s reading of it.
His has to be one of the least erotic voices on the planet...
Vos is das "NSFCW?"
...That was glorious.
lmao!
And just when you think Gilbert Godfrey saying three star yelp reviews the last time around (Yes, they've apparently done this twice now) was hilarious enough.
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Well, that's it, then. Now we need Gilbert Gottfried to read selections from the Featured box. Someone be brave and start a crowdfunding campaign—it would be glorious!
Thank you, THANK YOU for making me watch that
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Ah. She (and Anzel) are hardly innocent of writing smut, y'know.
Don't make up terms you can't Google.
If you've never seen Gilbert Gottfried's roast of Joan Rivers, you should try to find that. It is a thing of beauty.
Can't believe I remembered what NSFCW meant.
Good to see Gottfried's still kicking.
Well, I guess the overtime is a good thing, though free time is nice, too. December was never a busy month for us. We always shut down between Christmas and New Years. Except the wreckers. The "24 hr. towing" hand painted by a craftsman (dare I say artist) on the side of the hood of the wrecker was absolutely true. 52 weeks/year with no days off. I do appreciate the fact that you let we readers know what's up and let us know why your stuff may be late. The only way I knew Gilbert Godfrey was on Hollywood Squares. "You fool!"
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Fluffy batpony pics yusss...
...wet, glistening furry log...
All joking aside -- I know I don't need to explain to you how fucking horrifying it is to be living through this.
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fugof tram >:V
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How you be mad at these cuties?!
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I will make up whatever terms I want, and certainly with the express purpose of feeding them to Biscuit for exposure, simply to get a giggle out of a friend.
[Totally Not Safe For Crystal Wishes] is totally a valid tag, and it makes her day knowing that it is!
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We're not starting another thread, Trampo. >:|
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YES.
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There's a clip of him reading 50 Shades.
EEEEEEEEEEE!
Also this:
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