12 Days of Zombie Christmas · 1:30am Dec 17th, 2018
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A dismembered dead zombie!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two shotgun shells!
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three shots vodka!
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four severed limbs!
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
* unintelligible zombie groans and mumbling*
FIVE BRRAIIIINSS!!
Four severed limbs,
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six slackjaws splatting!
FIVE BRRAAIINNSS!
Four severed limbs,
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven bottles vodka!
Six slackjaws splatting,
FIVE BRAINNNS!!
Four severed limbs,
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight bowels bursting!
Seven bottles vodka,
Six slackjaws splatting,
FIVE BRAINNNS!!
Four severed limbs,
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine swords a-slashing!
Eight bowels bursting,
Seven bottles vodka,
Six slackjaws splatting,
FIVE BRAINNNS!!
Four severed limbs,
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten meatsacks molding!
Nine swords a-slashing,
Eight bowels bursting,
Seven bottles vodka,
Six slackjaws splatting,
FIVE BRAINNNS!!
Four severed limbs,
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven cases vodka!!
Ten meatsacks molding!
Nine swords a-slashing,
Eight bowels bursting,
Seven bottles vodka,
Six slackjaws splatting,
FIVE BRAINNNS!!
Four severed limbs,
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve filthy schweinhunds!
Eleven cases vodka,
Ten meatsacks molding,
Nine swords a-slashing,
Eight bowels bursting,
Seven bottles vodka,
Six slackjaws splatting,
FIVE BRAINNNS!!
Four severed limbs,
Three shots vodka,
Two shotgun shells,
And a dismembered dead zombie!
….
(I dunno, I'm bored. 
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(Song and lyrics are from Call of Duty Zombies. You can see it in TF2 style below:)
hehe, you silly
4982064
Thanks for that. XD
Woo-hoo! Encore! Encore! Do it again!
You know, I did a version of this with the Batman Arkham series.
4982393
Oh, really? Count me interested...