On this day, twenty-three years ago... · 4:42am Nov 15th, 2018
I became a thing. In other words, today is my twenty-third birthday. GIMMIE YO MONEY!!!! Seriously, I need rent money. Spare a couple hundred? Also, where do I return my birthday gift of Stan Lee dying? The Angel of Death had better kept the reciept...
Hay man. Happy B-Day. (Sorry, Gots no money).
Happy birthday! (Sorry, I'm kinda broke. So no money.)