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DakariKingMykan


I am an Anti-Brony, I hate MLP, so why am I here? Read this...! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/769267/if-im-an-anti-brony-why-am-i-on-this-site

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  • Tuesday
    Twilight Sparkle TROPE (Friendship is Failure)

    The Determinator: She always tries her best to get through to those with friendship problems and help them improve their lives, no matter how much they reject and act hostile towards her. She gets as far as saving someone from suicide, even if she gets shamed for it afterwards.

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  • 3 weeks
    What is YOUR Definition...

    People often yak at me

    "Try better yourself"

    "Grow up"

    "Improve"

    They say all that, but they don't provide actual definitions or explanations of what they mean by all that. It's like I'm supposed to guess what they want.

    The same thing follows with fiction, when people whine and complain.

    "This sucks"

    "Write them In character"

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  • 5 weeks
    Twilight Sparkle Improving Lives? (Friendship is Failure)

    People sure love to complain...

    She always tries her best to get through to those with friendship problems and help them improve their lives, no matter how much they reject and act hostile towards her.

    She gets disrespected a lot because she wants to help people, even though she's a princess who's saved Equestria on multiple occasions.

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  • 7 weeks
    Sentencing Characters (Dragnet Style)

    As you know (Or some of you at least) The Writer is the one in charge. The Writer is the master. The Writer... is... God (Of the world the write anyway)

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  • 8 weeks
    What will it Change? (Trying means Nothing!)

    In relation to my previous blog, https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1035717/i-have-to-or-you-just-want-me-to which relates to "Are you doing it for ME or YOURSELF?"

    People still get up my back saying I need to "Get Help" "Change my groove" or, and the most often said "Fix your writing-- make it better/different"

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Nov
3rd
2018

Beast Boy in Equestria (Not a a scheme) · 3:22pm Nov 3rd, 2018

Just answering someone's rather rude philosophy (Won't say a name)

The only way he could surprise me now is if he posted a blog on his FIMfic account admitting that this was all just a really elaborate trolling scheme this entire time:

One of my fanfics was riffed, and I figured I'd make it clear for people who aren't brainwashed by trolls and mockers,

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/356458/friendship-is-failure-3-beast-boy-in-equestria

The reason I made it was not to troll people, but rather the same reason I make most fanfics at all-- Accusation Fics

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AccusationFic to bash the characters and the canon for letting me down and pissing me off.

In Beast Boy's case, I don't want him moving on and living a good life without Terra. Same goes for all couples I support that deeply and that make me angry enough if they crash. (Not every single one)

So, since I am the WRITER of MY OWN fanfiction, just like anyone else is the writer of their own, that makes ME the CONTROLLER of the entire world inside it. Whatever I type is what happens in that world.

*MEN IN BLACK inspo*

In this world (Mykan's Fanfictions) You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by Dakari King Mykan. You'll conform to the identity he gives you, eat where he tells you, live where he tells you, act as he tells you. He has the power to control your every move, every action, every breath you take, every step you make. Without him, you cannot possibly exist.

And so, my ultimatum/protocol with Beast Boy is simple...

Beast Boy is only allowed to live happy, and IMPROVE his life... IF and only IF... Terra is IN his life. (I will only pay Beast Boy his salary if he gets the girl)

If NOT... Then then the only thing that I'll give him is Hell, and LOTS of it.

"If you don't give me what I want, not only will I deny you of what YOU want... but I'll take away everything you have!"

EXAMPLE:

If Beast Boy makes $100, "Uh-Uh-Uhn..." I type into my keyboard... *The money vanishes into thin air*

If he sees another hot girl whom he may take interest in "Oh, no you don't!" I type into my keyboard *an electrical force-field stops him*

If he actually DOES try to move on and be happy...*Growls* I type into my keyboard *BB is suddenly shot multiple times out of nowhere and is killed*

You're in my world (My fanfictions). This is an Accusation Fic. When I put characters here in these fics, they're not here to be socially rehabilitated or improve their lives.

...they are here to be PUNISHED!

And that's just BB's punishment, I also like to torment the other Titans (Especially Terra) for breaking his heart and being more cruel to him in the series than nice, REGARDLESS of whatever good times they had.

I don't do that whole IN THE MIDDLE thing, or SOMETIMES THIS SOMETIMES THAT.

No... all it takes is ONE LITTLE feather on either side of the scale to TIP IT in ONE DIRECTION. (the Titans are more BAD than they are good)

Taking BB in and giving him a home means nothing if they don't give him the proper amount of love or care. Even Applejack would know that.

A home is just a home, A PLACE... it is not family. Family are PEOPLE, people who love and care for you, not insult you, beat you, think not much of you.


Getting off topic...

that's what BB in Equestria is for...

-To Destroy Beast Boy for even THINKING of letting go of Terra...

-To Punish the Titans for their harsh and uncaring attitudes towards Beast Boy... Especially Raven for her very poor attitude.

There is no excuse for such behavior here...


There is NO excuse! (She deserves to bleed for it)

*The End of Ends*[

Suddenly, here before her and grabbed her hard by the throat, “Oh, I’m going to enjoy this!” he snarled, thinking back to every single last horrible thing Raven ever did to him—everything form insults, to yelling, to putting him down, to actually smacking him!!

POW!! He punched her hard in the face!

BOOM!! He kicked her hard in the gut!

He then grabbed the back of her hair and began to forceful smash her face into the wall several times, each time more forceful than the last, wounding her severely.

He then whirled her round and around like a hammer-throw and threw her off hard, and then blasted her with a huge burst of dark light, sending her crashing full force into a column.

He laughed maliciously as he watched Raven lying on the floor, drenched in blood, her outfit practically shredded away, all her limbs were broken, she couldn’t move her neck, and it actually hurt to breathe...!!

-Punishing Terra for the way she behaved in Things Change-- Pushing BB away and not wanting to do with him, wanting to forget him just so SHE could live a normal life and forget her past... ALL OF IT (even the good times they shared)

*Me to Terra*

"This cannot go unpunished, young lady."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d63QJZ1OP9E

-As for the MLPs... I'm rousting them around for having it so much better and easier than Beast Boy... and to show them that sometimes Friendship CANNOT fic everything. Sometimes when a thing like trust or love is broken... it may be irreparable, and if there IS a chance to make up for it and improve... I'm not letting you have it.

*Destroys Beast Boy*

"He can't move on or reconcile... if he's DEAD!"



That's why I made the fic, and others, like The End of Ends. It's also therapeutic for me... helps calm me down in a non-violent less destructive way (they're just cartoons, you cannot compare them to beating on real people)

I CAN and HAVE written fics in which BB and Terra get back together, or BB's never been evil, and I can even write fics where they get back together right at the start, but those kinds of fics don't thrill me as much anymore... not as much as beating them all up and causing them chaos and misery. That's like getting SWEET revenge.

But that's why I made the fics, not to TROLL real people, but to TROLL characters, which is not the equivalent of a real person. You get upset at it, that's not my problem, it's yours... or maybe you're being upset over it serves you right for doing it to me first.

These are my fics, I do as I please... You don't like em... easy option... DON'T READ THEM.

Nooooooo.... it's not I should just keep them to myself. Just because I post them online doesn't mean I forced anyone to read them.

I don't have to keep these fics to myself, you just have to keep your lousy attitudes and your rude riffing ways to YOURSELF. (If you have nothing nice to say... then scram)

I've noticed this about riffers...

They're all insulting, mockery, riffing, deconstructing and discouraging, and yet hardly any constructiveness, kindness or other nice things at all.

so you can see why I have no reason to listen to them or take their advice (They won't even take their own advice and even harsh on their own sayings... so why should I?)

Mykan out...


To contact me use this link...

http://us25.chatzy.com/81136363955563

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