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Black Kyurem


I am the ultimate anti-brony!

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Sep
30th
2018

The Point of No Return · 4:25pm Sep 30th, 2018

Yes, I am spoiling the ending of MLP:FiM Season 8, and I am doing it because after looking into it, the ending is WORSE than "Twilight's Kingdom", WORSE than "The Cutie Re-Mark", WORSE than any of those bad MLP:FiM episodes than I've seen put together, and WORSE than the dark times of Spongebob! That means WORSE than "Demolition Doofus", "Pet Sitter Pat", "The Card", "Oral Report", "Boating Buddies", and all that other junk shit. The ending to Season 8 is where I can officially say that the series as a whole has finally gone bat-shit crazy!

It's more detached from reality than "The Good Son", crazier than Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame G-rating, CRAZIER than the tunnel scene from Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with Tuffy the kid mouse (that was supposed to be so crazy it's awesome), and even CRAZIER than Giygas from EarthBound! I have never seen anything like it in fiction in all my 30+ years of my life! So, what exactly happens in the Season 8 finale that officially brings the series beyond the point of the no return and any salvation it could have achieved? Well, I'll tell you. And I'm not about to hide it.

We have the child/filly character Cozy Glow return as a villain, which alone makes her worse than Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. Apparently, Cozy Glow sought interest exploiting friendship for its power. Well, the only "power" it has is that if you've seen any Yu-Gi-Oh! anime adaptation, it's that no evil magic can take that away. But this was visibly seen when the Mane 6 used the Rainbow Power against Tirek. Speaking of, apparently Cozy Glow was in cahoots with him, but it's never really explained how or why. Even Porky Minch from EarthBound had a reason behind becoming a villain and second to Giygas. He suffered from family abuse and easily fell prey to the influence of the universal cosmic destroyer. So yeah, we have a child character aiming to, you guessed it, take over the world.

And if that's not enough, when her plans are foiled, she isn't taken to a mental ward or given therapy or anything that in the real world, one would do to a child with a villainous nature or just mentally unstable. No, Cozy Glow is instead banished to Tartarus. So, for all intensive purposes, we have a child character, a LITTLE GIRL at that, literally being sent to Hell for her crimes. The series didn't even try to cover anything up or even do it metaphorically. They outright show on screen that a child is getting sent to Hell. Yeah, how many of you thought Frollo was twisted by attempting to throw baby Quasimodo down a well, calling him an unholy demon that he's sending back to Hell? This goes beyond that as well as any sense of what little logic, reason, and reality the series ran on before this. But now, MLP:FiM has passed that and can no longer redeem itself at this stage. The My Little Pony series has officially gone bat-shit insane, there's no hope or redemption left, and it has basically lost all credibility. Now, even in Power Rangers S.P.D., the child villain Mora was only contained and imprisoned by the Shadow Ranger, and I recall a child character in an episode of Midsomer Murders being arrested for plotting murders, but sending a child to Hell?! I don't recall any kids' cartoon that's ever done that in the history of animation! The writers and staffers really thought they could break the mold this time?! Well, they did.

I sincerely hope as well as pray with all my soul that there is some form of reprimanding for this historical piece of crap. I would like to see this series slip down the drain as well as have the writers and staffers who were roped into this being taken into questioning and maybe check them to see if they still have a clean bill of health. Because they had to have been mentally insane to not only write and animate this, but also go through with it! Now last I checked, the episodes have yet to air in America, but once they do, they'll be exposing to our children a child character being sent to Hell for attempting world domination or whatever, when clearly in real life, no one in their right minds would stoop that low by putting a child out of his or her misery. Then again, in America, anything's possible, I guess. But this whole Season 8 finale, particularly the ending... it's disgraceful, disgusting, and despicable! It's more than all three rolled up together! It's more insane than the existence of the State Home for the Ugly! ...Well, maybe this can't quite top that, but still, it's just bat-shit insane! So, we might as well say goodbye to the series right here and now. Because I'm glad that Season 9 may just be the last season of this piece-of-dick for a series. This is where I'm officially done with it. I am done, done, done!

My Little Pony, rot in Hell.

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Comments ( 22 )

It's not hell okay, it just magic prison. Calm down.

4946001
It's called Tartarus and in Greek mythology, it is the underworld. And Cerberus guards Tartarus. It is literally the definition of Hell. I don't give a damn what you think. My Little Pony has officially gone too far. It's messed up beyond belief. But clearly, you'll never see it the way I do. Just another fictional universe for men to put their penises into like a Michael Bay flick.

4946082
It is the literal definition of Hell. The writers didn't even try to do this metaphorically. They are outright saying "We just sent a child to Hell."

4946094
That'd be a great reason for Rorschach to take down Celestia.

4946098
The DC Comics version? Why's that?

4946100
Because we know what he's like. He's an anti-hero, and we've seen he doesn't like it when someone hurts children. Remember in the movie when he told his story to the psychiatrist of that case he was working and found out the kidnapper murdered that little girl and fed her carcass to the dogs to cover his tracks? Imagine how badly his mind would snap when he saw how old Cozy Glow really was and found out where she was being held. Rorschach may be violent, but even he would never sink that low.

Now that I think about it, we know Luna personally escorted Cozy Glow to Tartarus, but knowing her strained relationship with Celestia, I doubt Luna did that willingly. She's shown to be very stoic, and in Civil War of Harmony, we know she can be very proactive when she needs to be. I doubt Luna of all ponies would advocate Cozy Glow Tartarus, much less Cadence and Twilight if they found out. In fact, I think this basically proves the theory that Luna was brainwashed, cause I think she would've advocated having Cozy treated at a mental hospital. And now we know for sure that Celestia is truly a tyrant, because when Twilight asked where Cozy was taken, she just said "somewhere where she could never be a problem again". While it may not have been a complete lie, Celestia had at that moment just once again manipulated Twilight's naive side. In fact, I doubt even Neighsay knows where Cozy was taken. Now that I mention it, I think this is what's gonna happen in Season 9 with Grogar's time. I think he's really gonna do some serious damage this time. I think he's gonna expose all of Celestia's lies and deceit to certain characters and turn them against her.

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No, I don't know about Rorschach at all. Don't generalize. I never saw whatever movie he was in.

You know, assuming you're not lying to me that Celestia never told Twilight directly that she sent a child to Hell, that could tie in with my Celestia the Ultimate Antagonist group and maybe her being the final antagonist could be a thing. But I doubt you have proof that Grogar is getting an MLP G4 incarnation much less appearing in Season 9, so don't get my hopes up, okay? And assuming you're not lying to me, maybe it won't be long before bronies rail on me saying "We told you Celestia was a tyrant". Then again, no one can say for certain if the princesses ever had to make a move like that before and with Twilight being a princess herself, there's no way she'd consciously keep it a secret from the Mane 6 much less Twilight.

4946549
Dude, they confirmed Grogar is debuting in Season 9

4946685
They did? No kidding. Well, dare I hope that Twilight finds out that Celestia sent Crazy Glow to Hell just to see how the cat jumps?

4946756
Yeah. The best way to redeem this show would be to leave the series on a cliffhanger for a few years if it ends with Grogar's rule, or better yet, the Mane 6 completely divided along with the rest of Equestria. Then start the series anew with the characters still dealing with the aftermath of Season 9 and slowly build heir relationships back from the ground up again.

4946784
I think that would just make it worse.

4946795
Yeah well, that's how hey did it with Infinity War. They left it on a dark cliffhanger. They wouldn't even have to call it Season 10, they could call it something like Darkness Rises.

4946800
Well, this isn't Marvel. This is goddamn My Little Pony. ...Although, given the direction after this Season 8 finale horse fuck, it might as well fly in the direction you're thinking of. :ajbemused:

Comment posted by ByzantineLover deleted Oct 3rd, 2018

This is where I'm officially done with it. I am done, done, done!

Good.
No one cares.

What are you, Mr. Enter?

4946756
If you have watched the Season 8 Finale, you'll know that Twilight is aware that Cozy Glow is in Tartarus.
Why? Because if someone is the opinion that Friendship is Power, then they are not worthy of being rehabilitated.

4973186
So why was I being told something a little different? Do people here like seeing how the cat jumps or something?

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