Wrote Another Commission Because Money is Food · 1:22am Aug 27th, 2018
If you're on the lookout for everyone's favourite zebra getting off, I've got you covered!
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And, of course, friendly reminder that I am currently taking commissions. I'll make a proper blog/page on that soon, but in the meantime, feel free to get in touch if you'd like me to write you some slutty, smutty horse words!
Ha with the power of good thoughts and positive emotions, you can turn that energy into money! Just by thinking real hard you can do anything! Even turn dust bunnies into money for goods and services!
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T-teach me how.
Well, lack of [fetish] tag is pretty promising. Fimfic has taught me to be wary of "magical potions" combined with sex, but I'll give this one a read.
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Think EXTREMELY hard. Think so hard you strain every part of your body. If done hard enough, you can accomplish anything. But you got to do it HARD!
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Oh shit, warning: figging. Ginger in butt. Penis shaped sex toys. Be careful ahhhh.
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When I read that really fast in my head, I thought the last part said "Be Careful of AHHHHH" Your story doesn't have screaming in it does it?
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What good sex doesn't involve a little screaming?
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There should be two kinds
Example 1: The type of screaming of an intruder or something scary happening
Example 2: The type that comes from good sex
Example 3: The type that comes from people who can't count!