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Russian Bank Teller


The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)

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  • 298 weeks
    with marshall tito

    With great Marshall Tito, our land's bravest hero,
    We'll be even stronger than Hell!
    We raise our heads bravely, and not hung down gravely,
    And clench our fists hard as well.

    We're from an ancient tribe, but Goths we don't ascribe,
    As we're children of ancient Slavs.
    He who says otherwise merely slanders and lies,
    And surely will face our wrath.

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  • 308 weeks
    Off for Summer

    Hello viewers of my profile.

    Today I would like to announce I am going to China for the summer, and as such, all future writing projects are delayed until further notice.

    Thank you.

    Sincerely,
    Crazy Russian Man Who Tries to Write Pone.

    0 comments · 230 views
  • 330 weeks
    List of priorities

    1. Write story about the Enclave from Fallout 2 going to Equestria
    2. Write half-life crossover story
    3. Write an EQG fic about WWIII
    4. Write a meme countryballs story
    5. Figure out how to right the mane 6 and the princesses correctly and finish my first story

    (note: current story on hiatus)

    10 comments · 380 views
Aug
20th
2018

with marshall tito · 6:33am Aug 20th, 2018

With great Marshall Tito, our land's bravest hero,
We'll be even stronger than Hell!
We raise our heads bravely, and not hung down gravely,
And clench our fists hard as well.

We're from an ancient tribe, but Goths we don't ascribe,
As we're children of ancient Slavs.
He who says otherwise merely slanders and lies,
And surely will face our wrath.

All fingers on our hands will fight to save our lands,
As the partisans are always spry.
When we die we don't cry to the sun or the sky,
We just raise our fists on high






ITS 9 AM I HAVE NO SLEEP HELP ME

Comments ( 3 )

4922796
i am deprived of the sleep

help

4922798
I just got a couple if hours of sleep, but that was a bad idea... Just watched someone tear themselves skin cell by skin cell, muscle strand by strand, all the while they screamed as their organs were held in place as they self-mutilated themselves. I hope and pray that I won't visit the pits of hell when I die... And to top it all off, (due to me having the ability to wake up once someone walks through my room's doorway) a loud sound crashed through the house as I jerked myself awake...

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