HEARTH'S WARMING CLUB (REVIEW) · 4:19pm Aug 4th, 2018

HEARTH'S WARMING CLUB

Huh! Christmas in the summer. Well, it's not unheard of, and hey... even YTV is showing CHRISTMAS SPECIALS like Home Alone and ELF in August, a Holiday's in the Summer thing. Then again movies and shows are JUST THAT meant to be watched WHENEVER... not really restricted to holidays only.

Still... I must stay true to my protocol and torture these NAUGHTY creatures. (Even if I HAVE no reason to hate them, hate them anyway)

LIFE POINTS: 8000

?!! "YOU SAID "EVERY CREATURE!!!!"

-500 (Just like a promised)

LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7500

Yeah it's petty, just people crap on Rhymey for hating Rhymes, and don't give me the (His Rhymes are Awful. It just increases your own Pettiness s well as patheticness) This is retaliation (You hack Rhymey for his rhymes... I'll hack the ponies for their OWN vocabulary. Simple as that!)

"It's also about putting differences aside"

Oh, Gag! Let me tell you something Twilight, here in our world NOT EVERYONE does that, my haters don't do it to me, and I don't put aside my differences for YOU and MLP (I don't stop for pretty much ANYTHING... not even for the holidays)

-500

LIFE POINTS: 7500 ----> 7000

?!! "Happy Holidays every creature" YOU SAID IT AGAIN!!!

-500

LIFE POINTS: 7000 ----> 6500

Aha... a troublemaker... hehehehehe... maybe there will be less irritation in this ep after all (But I doubt it)

?!! You said "Any Pony", and "ANY CREATURE"

That's 700 (200 for Any Pony... 500 for Any Creature)

LIFE POINTS: 6500 ----> 5800

?!! "No creature" You just love pissing me off, don't you.

-500

LIFE POINTS: 5800 ----> 5300

(If this keeps up, for the first time ever, an ep may get a ZERO)

Wow, Twilight actually LEARNED her lesson from MARKS FOR EFFORTS. Still hate her and want to beat her up anyway... because I can.

-No damage

Ugh! More Changeling redemption... GAG!!!

-200

LIFE POINTS: 5300 ----> 5100

Okay, Yona's holiday, I admit is pretty cute and funny... especially the way she describes it.

-No damage

(Listening to all the traditions that go on) I'll wait until the end to explain my own.

Wow... Gallus is finally telling a kind of story I prefer, how not EVERYONE is happy on the holidays, and to open people's eyes to realize this. (You need to think about more than just YOUR OWN happiness)

I bet this is how he feels...

-No damage (Like I said... I don' give LP back FOR ANYTHING. Not even holidays. Once they're gone, they're gone!)

Well, I gotta admit, that was touching of the others to be nice to Gallus... and for once, I won't gag at it, or damage it.

FINAL SCORE: 5100

Guess I was wrong after all, ep wasn't too-too bad.

MY CHRISTMAS TRADITION:

All we usually do is decorate, gifts, dinner, and boxing day shopping... that covers it, but it's usually quiet and still. We mostly spend the day away from one another, preoccupied with our own things.

Too much has changed over the years, and it's getting a little depressing anyway (Kinda like getting too old to celebrate your birthday. You just lose the flame.)

As for my fics and vids (I told you, I don't stop that for ANYTHING)

I usually make Beast Boy's Magic Voices... during the month of December. I make PLEASANT ones for the happy part of Christmas...

0:00 "Simply Havin' a Wonderful Christmas time" (My all time fav Xmas song)
3:56 "Keep Christmas With you (Sesame Street) I loved watching that when I was a kid (I can't believe I misspelled Christmas many times there)
7:12 "I'll be Home for Christmas (Tony Bennet, Placido Domingo) Good one, nice and soothing
9:52 "Guess it's Chirstmas Time (N'Sync) and it's even got Lightning Dawn in it.

But... On the 25th itself, I always post a very sad and dramatic vid of BB either being down in the dumps or thinking of others who DON'T have it so Merry.

"You're just trying to make people as miserable as you are because you can't have your way

That's not true and you know it!

Like I said up there, not EVERYONE is merry at the holidays. To some people... it's JUST another day. Some people, Like Gallus, don't have anyone special to share it with. (Donald Trump is separating kids from their parents... throwing them all in detention)

Then again some people are poor and homeless.

Some people even lost their loved ones, or are simply spending the holidays alone. That's sad.

Whether these people bring it upon themselves, or things just happen beyond their control... it's still the same. You need think about OTHERS over the holidays, not just yourselves and your own merriment!

That's I make all these sad songs, to remind people of this...