PSA

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[ChaoticImp]

And to you as well, Huzzah!!

[FanficReader920]

😑 Ha ha, very funny.

[Reykan]

Happy “the Americans have lost their last marble and are blowing themselves up again” day from Corn-land.

[Boof Man]

Happy the day Britain was too weak to defend a few cities lel

[Derpsterette]

HAPPY GOOD RIDDANCE DAY!!!

[Irrespective]

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And don't let the door hit you on the way out!

[duckmagee]

4894831
to be fair we were too weak to fight, some sacrilegious bastards threw all our tea in the sea,

[Derpsterette]

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[HolyCross9]

What does that mean? I've never heard of such a holiday before.

[tkepner]

4894893
A holiday both sides can enjoy, as they both say "Good Riddance" to each other!

[Irrespective]

4894852
"As the ship lay in Boston harbor, a party of the colonists dressed as Red Indians boarded the vessel, behaved very rudely, and threw all the tea overboard. This made the tea unsuitable for drinking, even for Americans."
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[Irrespective]

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4894893
Just a twist on twist on Independence Day in America, that's all. During the Revolution, we were all being pretty treasonous. Thankfully, the UK and the US are on pretty good terms now, though we still like to take playful swats at each other.

(What's interesting is that irrespective has loyalist ancestors - colonists who fought for England instead of America. They got kicked out at the end of the war and had to move to Canada.)

[Midknight Defender]

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Naw, us Amurricans love to drink tea made with the salty tears of monarchists!

We call it coffee!

[StarzGecko]

I’m just a free little pony, not caring for the tea, you can’t catch me princess

[N4rwh41]

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The one true American beverage

[Irrespective]

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[Lord Of Dorkness]

[Pablo]

Me and my free health care will just be over here in the corner chillin

[Irrespective]

4895018
Oh Canada.

[Pablo]

4895019
Australia the other colony

[Irrespective]

4895023
Oh Australia.

[mrk]

I DO WHAT I WANT, MOM!

Love,
USA
AKA, The greatest country, really, just terrific. Everybody loves us. It’s true! We’re yuge!

[Midknight Defender]

4895168

I know! Have you seen the size of our average citizen? Hyooge doesn't even begin to cover it. You need at least three more "o"s and a fancy border to make that T-shirt wide enough!

[HolyCross9]

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That's very interesting.

[StormDancer]

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That is all.

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[Ponygon]

We can forgive the Yanks for breaking away from us. Everybody did it in the end. What we can't ever forgive is dumping perfectly good tea into the harbour!

[Irrespective]

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I don't think we ever paid y'all back for that, did we?

[Ponygon]

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Eh, it forced us to find newer more profitable colonies. It worked out better for us financially.

The tea, though! Unforgiveable! :D

[Lighting Ace]

There is a Treason Day? Oh! Is a day named after Brutous? Is this Ceasar anniversary of his death?

[Griseus]

4894827 How else are we going to get into space if not by explosions?

[mrk]

4895184
Yeah, the UK really has to step up its game if it wants to be in a position where it can defeat its enemies by merely sitting on them. As it is, I believe the UK’s primary military doctrine is to put their heads in the sand and hope the problem goes away.