Dear Knighty

Can you pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE give the Beanis Cinematic Universe the Five Score Divided By Four treatment? This cancer upon FiMFiction has gone on well past its sell-by date.

Asking for a friend.

Comments

[Duelist96]

I agree with this immensely.

Also, how are you?

[D48]

I'm going to say no for the same reason I was firmly against his actions then. It doesn't matter what I think about it, the point of this site is to provide a place for people to write fiction so the staff shouldn't be taking action against a subset of it because they or someone else doesn't like that aspect. There are plenty of things that run around this fandom that I have strong feelings against for one reason or another, but I would still firmly oppose taking any action to shut them down.

[JimboTex]

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I'm doing okay, all things considered.

I'm probably about halfway through the second scene in my long-awaited Shimmysmut fic. Once that's done, all I have left is the date scene and some possible tweaks to the post-clop scene featuring Love Horse and Sunbutt.

I've also decided that it's too long to be a clopshot, so it'll be in chapters, instead. Haven't decided on a release schedule for the chapters, though. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

And then burn down that bridge because I won't need to cross back over it.

[Duelist96]

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Well I look forward to making many jokes on the chapters, then.

[DMDash71]

Amen to that. I’m over seeing the shitposting of that garbage every day.

[Shroomman]

Beanis Cinematic Universe theFive Score Divided By Fourtreatment

Whats going on about this subject I'm starting to hear a little bit about it but I don't understand whats the problem can somebody inform me about this please because I have no idea about the subject

[JimboTex]

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Once upon a time, in the magical land of FiMFic- *record scratch*

Sometime after the Season 2 premiere, there was a series of fanfics known collectively as the Five Score Divided By Four verse, based around the premise that Discord's shenanigans affected our world, causing several newly-minted twenty-five year olds (hence, the title) to turn into various ponies from the show. After some time, and for reasons lost to the murky waters of history, the fics were banned by fiat from the site admins. The ban was later rescinded, but few, if any, authors write for that verse anymore.

The Beanis Cinematic Universe - which, as the name implies, involves magical sex toys made out of beans - is the latest in a long line of fadfics polluting the site, following in the ignominious footsteps of Twilight's shenanigans with peaches and various rooms in Twilight's house getting flooded with semen. For some strange reason, the BCU has had a much longer shelf-life than its predecessors. Far too long in the eyes of some.

[Shroomman]

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.....Magical bean sex toys......Twilight's house getting filled with cum..........Seriously...

What.The.Fuck is WRONG with this community now Jesus fucking Christ, first the shitty convention fics now
THIS!!

This is why people think Bronies and such are weird individuals. We over sexualize these pony characters from a kids cartoon to the Extreme

People on this site really need to get their shit together........

[Duelist96]

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The problem being that the BCU has pretty much become gak writing at this point. I also hate to admit that I somewhat know the person behind the creation of this shit.

[ScrambledCrackers]

Personally, I find it's a funny common occurrence, but then I stop giving it any attention after reading a title or a short description for quick amusement.

Methinks you got a little fixated. Don't tempt me to tease you with a quick one-off. Already considering how to reference it now.

You know I have no mercy.

[JimboTex]

4880721

the BCU has pretty much become gak writing at this point.

Thanks for reminding me of the Season 3 premiere.

4880726
Meh, this was really more just me venting my frustration at seeing it just about every time I login to FiMFiction. It's kind of like a joke that gets told and re-told way past the point where it stops being funny.

The refried refractory period is ridiculously short. I'd find its stamina impressive if I didn't get a high-protein facial of legume spooge at high velocity every day. At least it hasn't resorted to giving me wet, squishy slaps in the face yet.

Goddammit, now you've got me making Beanis jokes.

Please tell me you don't have plans for Twilight to make a beanis to satisfy her when Vojin's not around...

[Duelist96]

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You're welcome.

[Greed and Giving]

Knighty won't do anyting, hell I had ask if Knighty could help a friend out who's story got taken down for 'Under Age Material' when in the description it stated that everyone was eighteen or older.

[BikerPon3]

Asking for a friend.

Yeah. Me.

[BadTouch]

I support this. I've unfollowed two authors for this garbage.

So thanks for that.

[Bryan Luna]

4880721
What do you mean by gak writing Duelist? I've never heard that before.

[Duelist96]

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From at least what I've understood of it. It's just messy, terrible excuse of writing that pretty much looks like you were taking a shit ton of cocaine or some other drugs when writing it.

[Bryan Luna]

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Oh. Yeah that is bad.