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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 1 week
    Haha.

    *looks at bank account*
    *looks at planned personal projects*
    *looks at bank account again*
    *looks at how I accidentally bought four collectible coins from a vending machine for $15 at the Kennedy space center during last week's robotics conlmpetition instead of one and cannot return them because it's a vending machine*

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  • 6 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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  • 6 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 6 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

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May
31st
2018

Meanwhile in a parallel universe... · 5:56am May 31st, 2018

Microsoft, Apple, and Google, in a twist of monopolistic fate, have somehow agreed to merge into the world's richest tech conglomerate to ever exist.

It's name? MicrAppGoo.

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Now preparest the tactical bombs :raritywink:

Marketing thought "Grey Goo" was too oppressive and nerdy sounding, and shot it down in favor of "Micro Goo", before the lawyers came in with Apple's finalized consession demands that each member of the merger got one syllable of their name or none at all, and commanded the COO to insert 'app' or 'ple' into their finalized name idea, or else!

Meanwhile at the legion of DOOM

My Crap goo

Hmmm.

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