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Georg


Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

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  • 3 weeks
    Letters arc complete and posting Monday with Chapter 10 of The Knight, The Fey Maiden, and the Bridge Troll too

    I have up to Chapter 99 complete in Letters From a Little Princess Monster, which is a little embarrassing since I *started* the arc in the middle of Covid season. It could have graduated from several universities in that time. Rather than tease bits out of it like I have before, I'm just going to go straight into my daily publishing routine and let you catch up on where I am on The Knight, The

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  • 6 weeks
    Sun will be down for maintenance on Monday. Sorry for the inconvenience. --NASA


    Here's a story by Estee you can read to take up the time until the Sun is all tuned up and returned to operation.

    EA Total Eclipse Of The Fun
    The second anniversary of the Return is approaching, and all Luna wants for the celebration is one thing -- something Equestria hasn't seen in more than a thousand years. This could be a problem.
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  • 13 weeks
    Big Leather Egg Sunday

    A reminder (as John Cleese put it) that today is Big Leather Egg Sunday, and to celebrate, I'm linking the Best Football MLP story of all time by Kris Overstreet. Starring... Rarity?

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  • 14 weeks
    Goodbye Toby Keith, American Legend

    Undoubtedly, if Toby Keith had ever done a tour in Equestria, Applejack would have been right there in the front row, whoopin' and a hollerin' as loud as possible. I think every high school in the US had a proud friendly guy like this, and we raise our red Solo cups in tribute to his last beer run. Salute!

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  • 19 weeks
    New Year 2024- New Projects 1939

    Still working on everything else this year, but I've got a sequel/prequel to Equestria: 1940 in the works, both a series of short stories set in the 1940 world up to the Equestrian moon project, and a war story showing some behind the scenes details about the war. For a little country the size of Ohio in the northern Atlantic, it has a lot of potential. Explosive, mostly. Snippets after the

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May
31st
2018

Prospective Spin-Off of Monster in the Twilight. Plus an important announcement. · 3:43am May 31st, 2018

Munster in the Twilight - Stymied by her near-fatal failure in Celestia’s school entrance exam, a sharp and bitter Twilight Sparkle is left churning with thoughts of revenge against the Princess who spurned her, and descends into the world of evil cheesemaking. Moulded by her tragic loss, this is the story of a unicorn who has lost her whey in the world, with her soul curdled by the forces of dorkness. A Slice of Cheeze story.

Ok, I’ll get more serious. But not much. Here’s that announcement I told you about.



Remember when I said I’d publish a new chapter in How Many Princesses Does It Take if it reached 2,000 likes? I’ve changed my mind. I’ll push publish on the new chapter when it reaches 1,500.

(waits)

Oh, heck. It’s close enough. Pushing it.

Comments ( 14 )

I have no excuse. My brain is in a weird place this evening, and I can't even blame Ambien.

I have to admit, this was quite a cheesy pun-ladden muenster of a description.

I'd read about an spurned cheese-making unicorn, though.

Nobody can suggest a story, even ingest, and not have someone wheel and deal to have it written.
Casein point...

Oh my, what stinky cheesy puns!

Just makes me want to read these stories all the more!

The Ambin excuse was already tried today.

Please submit another for our consideration.:raritywink:

Edammit, Georg.

that was corny and you should feel bad xD

Holey swiss cheese, Batmare!

So uh.....about that cheese story. Since Luna spent so much time on the moon will that make her Twilights new mentor?

Please write that story, the cheese must flow.

Any discussion of cheese wouldn’t be complete without this…

That sounds like a pretty gouda story. When do you think we could havarti it? And would we get the chapters in one solid block? Or just in American singles? Though I should probably read the original story first, since I don't know jack about it. It could be fun to read a story that really gruyere audience. We all know you're a real whiz when it comes to weaving an engaging tale without stringing along the audience.

Just don't make the new story a clop fic; it's beneath you to work bleu. Plus the reviews would be harsh; they'd rip such a story limb from Limburger.

Anyway, good luck with the new chapter! I'll see about reading that story as well, since it's short and I haven't read it yet, after all. :twilightsmile:

Ohh, fun!

Will also try to get "Her Royal Morning Coffee" up to 1000 upvotes so that can get a sequel too. :raritywink:

Speaking as someone who used to work in the fancy cheese section of a supermarket, I can confirm that's it's a short path from cheesemongery to a desire for world conquest.

Does Munster Twilight believe Nightmare Moon is made of cheese?

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