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The Phantom Joker


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May
19th
2018

Some People... · 1:45pm May 19th, 2018

Joker here. Well, I just scrubbed one of the dumbest comments I've ever seen on For the Empire. Something about what that one doctor says to Starkiller after he wakes up on that operating table in Chapter Two being contrived or something.

So, let me get this straight. You're a Sith Lord, and you wake up on an operating table with a group of scientists about to cut you open to see how you work out of the general public's fear of an impending invasion, the guy with the scalpal aimed at your midsection explains such to you, and you'd be totally fine with that?!

Some people are just... well, let's leave it at that, shall we?

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That is so very extremely true.

I haven’t read that story yet but if I woke up on an operating table probably paralyzed or restrained and about to be cut open I would not be happy. If I knew I was going to be cut open so people could figure out how to kill me for no other reason than their baseless paranoia you can bet I’m not havin any of that crap.

Well there is a small issue, the doctor says that he will dissect Starkiller, which is not correct.
Dissection is a procedure where a corpse is being dissected.
When performing this procedure on a living subject is called a vivisection.

One would think that a doctor would know the difference.

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