(A fun, humorous anecdote) A term I use frequently to describe those whom are most uncouth to be around or are simply a moody twat. This is normal as a routine. · 10:45am Apr 26th, 2018
Okay, so you know how much the world has pretty much developed into a black veil of hopelessness that is sure to be damned at one point or another? Well, it turns out that not only has the system gone to all hell, but some of the people I've seen around town have taken to it, as well!
That's right - I was walking on the edge of town on-route to Tescos, and I would pass by a few people every now and again, and they'd always have what I refer to as a 'growler' etched onto their faces. But, FireRain, what is a 'growler'?
Well, it's simple. If it had a definition, I'd define it as -
''A person who is grumpy or disinterested in the acknowledgement of others as a sign of their arrogant, angered or oblivious attitude. As such, the person is what might also be commonly referred to as either a 'happycrack' or 'Moody Margret'.''
Eg: ''The old woman used her walking stick to trip up her husband because she was bored and wanted to laugh. Upon falling, her husband turned to her and gave her an unamused growler.''
So, there you have it. I've met a few people like this around my town, and believe me, it's a typical sight where I live.
Fun fact! - Although 'growler' is a word that I use to describe someone's angered, unamused or annoyed expression/attitude/irate personality/ someone who is genuinely and basically a moody bastard, it is also a term that is sometimes used to refer to a woman's lady parts in some British or Scottish slang. Oh, there's also a car named The Growler, so imagine the wife's face when you say, ''Alright, honey, I'm off to go wax The Growler! It might take a while!''. That might end up in a swift divorce...
Anywho, it's not like I'm bothered or anything, but I do find it funny if I can make jokes about it, which I do constantly throughout the week. It's my job as a spontaneous comedian and local nutjob.
So, after reading this blog, I hope your growler has been lifted and freshened up into a smile, or at least, something worth looking at. *Insert pedo face here, or equivalent, depending on significance! Also, would it kill you to get some damn air freshener, you dirty sleazebag?!*
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With love, from The United Shit-dom,
- FireRain 🖕
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