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Ribe_FireRain


Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain

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  • 153 weeks
    My Very Last Blog Post - Goodbye

    As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.

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  • 153 weeks
    I'm never going to be the person that... (Facts of life)

    I'm never going to be the person who goes out drinking with friends in the pub at the end of the week,
    I'm never going to be the person to enter a stable relationship,
    I'm never going to be the person to cry for those who won't cry for me,
    I'm never going to be the person who gives up over a little tough break,

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  • 153 weeks
    Either stay or leave. Don't play me about.

    If you're staying, stay.

    If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.

    Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.

    Thank you. :ajsleepy:

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  • 153 weeks
    Need a distraction from your low mood? Here's an old photo of my guinea pig :3

    Because I'm sad and because my guinea pig is an adorable fwubby enchanted squeaking potato, here's Oscar laying down and snuggling into his brother, Guinness's guinea bum. Don't ask why he did that, just look at how cute he's being. Requires all the ear rubs. Should have called him Sir Purrsalot. 🐹

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  • 153 weeks
    ''Applejack, are you gay?'' French Translation - if you're interested.

    Back when I introduced this story a few years ago, I was approached by a French Translator called Rainbowsoarin007 and they requested me to allow them to turn my story into a French translation for viewers in that part of the world and those who speak it.

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Apr
26th
2018

(A fun, humorous anecdote) A term I use frequently to describe those whom are most uncouth to be around or are simply a moody twat. This is normal as a routine. · 10:45am Apr 26th, 2018

Okay, so you know how much the world has pretty much developed into a black veil of hopelessness that is sure to be damned at one point or another? Well, it turns out that not only has the system gone to all hell, but some of the people I've seen around town have taken to it, as well!

That's right - I was walking on the edge of town on-route to Tescos, and I would pass by a few people every now and again, and they'd always have what I refer to as a 'growler' etched onto their faces. But, FireRain, what is a 'growler'?

Well, it's simple. If it had a definition, I'd define it as -

''A person who is grumpy or disinterested in the acknowledgement of others as a sign of their arrogant, angered or oblivious attitude. As such, the person is what might also be commonly referred to as either a 'happycrack' or 'Moody Margret'.''

Eg: ''The old woman used her walking stick to trip up her husband because she was bored and wanted to laugh. Upon falling, her husband turned to her and gave her an unamused growler.''

So, there you have it. I've met a few people like this around my town, and believe me, it's a typical sight where I live.

Fun fact! - Although 'growler' is a word that I use to describe someone's angered, unamused or annoyed expression/attitude/irate personality/ someone who is genuinely and basically a moody bastard, it is also a term that is sometimes used to refer to a woman's lady parts in some British or Scottish slang. Oh, there's also a car named The Growler, so imagine the wife's face when you say, ''Alright, honey, I'm off to go wax The Growler! It might take a while!''. That might end up in a swift divorce...

Anywho, it's not like I'm bothered or anything, but I do find it funny if I can make jokes about it, which I do constantly throughout the week. It's my job as a spontaneous comedian and local nutjob.

So, after reading this blog, I hope your growler has been lifted and freshened up into a smile, or at least, something worth looking at. *Insert pedo face here, or equivalent, depending on significance! Also, would it kill you to get some damn air freshener, you dirty sleazebag?!*

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With love, from The United Shit-dom,

- FireRain 🖕:heart:




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