MOLT DOWN (Review) · 9:51pm Apr 10th, 2018
Good thing I watched this leaked and wrote this rant in advance, I got Anime North to deal with today...
MOLT DOWN
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Aww, Spike and Rarity, much as I say Rarity is the worst of the Mane 6, I ship her and Spike.
-No damage (Though I still find Rarity annoying)
So Rarity gets a blemish from time to time and CLAIMS she doesn't freak over it... um, hello... this is RARITY, the vainest and shallowest pony in the series. Just TOUCHING her without her permission could make her yipe!
Still, I can let this one off...
-No Damage
"Every Pony" has to leave the nest as some point!" IT'S A PHEONIX... NOT... A... PONY!!
GRRRRRRRRRR, I hate their vocabulary speeches.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7500
Gee, these stone scales give the chicken pox and acne a new meaning.
-No Damage
Tut-Tut, Twilight... you should copy/backup your files like I do.
-No damage.
(Hmmm... so far so good, maybe this episode won't make me gag so much)
Smolder's being a little harsh on Spike, but then again Dragons have an unusual culture.
-No damage
UGH!! Pinkie... as annoying as ever.
That's a dock.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7500 ----> 7300
Poor Spike, I bet he wishes he had a DIFFERENT kind of attracting power (Like one that would attract Rarity) hehehehe
-No damage... yet again!
AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Rarity's screaming! (The episode is LEAKED so it has no music and little sound effects) Still, it's not exactly something to be angry with.
-No Damage.
Oooookay... a stone cocoon... Uh, hehe... errrrrrrrr... I don't really see anything wrong, just think it's silly.
-No Damage
Well, well... you just beame a BEAUTIFUL Dragon-Fly (...not funny) But... loving those dragon wings. (It's almost like I predicted Spiek would get them when I made him grow up in 2014)
-No damage
And this calls for a song...
Wowee... that Spike's fast for a little half pint.
-No damage (I'm impressed)
*Sigh* Spike, you took what Smolder said too seriously (This is why MY STARFLEET SPIKE is more level-headed. Though he still has a few freak outs)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7500 ----> 7100
Ha! Well, at leas Spike earned himself more time with Rarity (Even if it is embarrassing)
-No Damage.
FINAL SCORE: 7100
Well, what d'ya know? An episode I can admit that I liked (And these don't happen often, but for those wishing to compare Twilight getting Wings to Spike.
I hate Twilight more than I hate Spike, as a matter of Fact, Spike I like more than any of the Mane-6.
Still, I'm actually proud of Spike, this calls for my SSRFMM (Surf Em) outro.