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Zonfic


I'm a beginner writer and I hope being here will help improve my writing skills.

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Oct
26th
2012

Hi everypony! Twilight Sparkle here! · 1:37am Oct 26th, 2012


Hello! I have some rather bad news for all of you. You see, me and Zonfic had an argument. A rather bad one... He said I wasn't allowed to talk in comments but I disagreed with him! And... well....


I know what happened! First Twilight was

And Zonfic was

Then Twilight was

And Zonfic was like

And now Zonfic is like this!


Mph!!!!

Right then! That's basically what happened. So I'll be taking over for now! And my first order of business is, Do you guys think I should be able to talk in the comments? Please?!

Mph!


Hush! We'll let whoever wants to decide! We will wait for your responses!

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Comments ( 33 )

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:twilightsmile:Okay so then Luna gets a vote! Thank you!

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
LIFT THE OPPRESSION! ALLOW PONIES THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THE COMMENTS!
Wow, I'm way too bored right now.

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:twilightsmile:Two votes for me!

MPH!?!?

Since Luna got a vote she voted for me.:twilightsheepish:

Mph....

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but Luna voted for Celestia...

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...:facehoof: No matter which way this circle goes it has to lead to me at some point... unless somepony votes for you!:twilightoops:

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But what if Princess Celestia votes for Shining Armor, who votes for a member of his guard who votes for his girlfriend, hmm?

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profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc6/276417_479888228696561_1540047057_q.jpg See Dawny! People want me here!

Nrrgh, That doesn't count.

profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc6/276880_175938609207983_629004727_q.jpg Now, Dawny. Just because someone asked for me to speak, doesn't mean you can be butthurt and ruin my fun. Go... write, or role play or whatever it is you kids do.

...You sleeping on the coach tonight. :twilightangry2:

cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-ldissapoint.png Your such a buzzkill.

And you don't allow me to seem sane. Now... go, talk. I gotta go get family.

cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-lfun.png Right... so ontopic, for once, Hrm? :twilightsmile: I think you should be allowed to comment! And if Zonfic doesn't like it... Well, too bad. Dawny doesn't always like me commenting. Though, sometimes we ponies just need to give them space. We don't need their insanity showing ALL the time. Insane Asylums are not fun for anypony. And Zonfic... If you suppress Twilight, I hear the sun is always nice this time of year. Now finish your story. I want updates.

You make less sense then me. Lu-lu.

Go get your family.

Yes.. mistress... egor lives to serve mistress...

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Mph.... MPH mph mmmmpppphhhh!!!!!!

:twilightblush:He says he'll take the sun over me any day. And that is now three.... I think....

mph......

:twilightsmile:Oh cheer up Zonfic! I got you something!

hmm?

:twilightsheepish:A book!

..... Mph....?

Fine I'll read it to you! And thanks Luna!

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cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-lfun.png You kow... there are better little smielies for facial expressions in comments here!

Click me for smilies!

I'm not as popular as you are, though, Twilight. :fluttercry:

You know, Zonfic. It isn't that bad. Just cuddle and read, magn. Just cuddle... And read.

ponysquare.com/file/pic/user/30029_50_square.png Don't worry, Twilight will train him in pony ways. Like I did you, Dawny-wany.

...You just like the humiliating pet name usage, don't you?

cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-ldark.png Mahahahaha. Maaaaybeh. :rainbowkiss:

Well, atleast you aren't sending Zonfic to the sun. TRUST ME MAGN. It is not any better then Twilight. I've been there, I lost a ginger life. A GINGER LIFE MAGN.

images5.fanpop.com/image/polls/992000/992310_1333569133289_50.png?v=1333569045 You know, we should had some sort of day, dedicated to the insane bronies who have a pony.

...Get out of here! -chases off with a broom-

I say let all the personalities and ponies talk!:pinkiehappy:
~ Scare

Yes, I agree. Let her talk or she won't shut up about it. Like a certain someone...:trixieshiftleft:
~ Timid

You tell him! Wait...
~ Scare

Just get back in my head now.
~ Timid

Aww.:fluttershyouch:
~ Scare

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Mph mmmph mhp phm....

:twilightoops:Okay even I couldn't understand that... :twilightblush:

Mmmmmmph...

:twilightblush:Oh he says thank you Dawn and Luna. He is grateful... what? Oh he is now challanging Luna to a death batlle!

MPH?!?!?!?!?

:twilightblush:I need to work on my pain translations don't I?

Mhmh!

Anyway, Zonfic says thanks and hope you two do well! Me included since I get to talk in comments now!:twilightsmile:

Mmmnnnuuu

:twilightangry2:What.... WHAT?!?!?!?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM(HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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:twilightsmile:Thank you! That's four!

mph......

Let all the ponies talk!

Vinyl what did I tell you about hijacking our comments?:ajbemused:
~ Timid

Yeah. Now we just look crazy.
~ Scare
But guys...

Don't you have wubs to make right now?
~ Timid
Oh hay look at that your right!

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You know, if you updated that bloody story. I'd help you. YOUR SITTING ON A GOLD MINE MAN. :twilightangry2:

Calm down, it is just a Twiluna.

I like Twiluna.

I don't.

I wonder why... And no facial expressions?

I'm too lazy. Been a long day doing stuff.

Like?

Messing with you at work.

YOU KNOW WHAT?!

WHAT?!

I'm sleeping on the couch.

You need to vote.

I am not voting either way. Zonfic was abused, and that was wrong. Twilight though, is scary when pissed.

Always such a goldenboy.

I am a paladin.

Get back to writing or I'll get the whip. :trollestia:

Okay, okay! :ajbemused:

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profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc6/276880_175938609207983_629004727_q.jpg I'm cool with that, because there are more pictures of that, then chapters in your story. More entertainment that way.

:rainbowderp: Did you just...

He asked for it.

That's cold Luna! And cruel!

He went to far and posted a picture of me and Twilight making out!

It is cute.

...It is awkward having ponies write shipping about you and a friend.

Alright, true. But, come on. :ajsmug:

Atleast I just hurt his pride, not his body.

Alright, alright. You win. Sorry, magn. Your on your own. Anyone for popcorn?

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Mph
:twilightblush:Zonfic said that no pride was hurt for he is writing, with burnt hands I might add, ch 3 and is also working on an actual... Wait you are?!?!

Mmmhhhmmm!

:twilightoops:Okay, Zonfic is working on an actual novel he's calling the Angel of Darkness.... Hmm. Still, I'll be doing my best to get him to write. Since his hands, and body, are so burnt and hurt he won't be able to play video games!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUcamisetashot.com.br/fotos/mousepad_memes_super_rage_fuuuu.jpg

:twilightoops:

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Oh boy popcorn!

No popcorn for you!
~ Timid
Aww come on man.

Psst. I'll sneak you some popcorn later.
~ Scare

Sigh.:ajsleepy:
~ Timid

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:twilightsmile:Can I have some?

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Stay away from my popcorn!
Geez Vinyl you act like a foal sometimes. Learn to share!
~ Timid

Popcorn party for everypony!
~ Scare

You also act like a foal!
~ Timid

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Oh, and actual book? That is forgivable, Dawny has a friend who published one himself, if you ever need tips of how to publish it, we may be able to help. :twilightsmile:

Yay, I'm being volunteered against my will.

You get cuddles later.

Yay, I am volunteering.

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By royal decree, this pony is allowed popcorn, or you will have 1000 hours of space camp.

Do what she say, magn. Luna's scary when displeased.

See what happens when you don't listen to me!
~ Timid
Alright alright. You can have some of the popcorn. I swear I was gonna share! Once I finished making wubs...

Yay popcorn party! Everypony's invited!
~ Scare

You never finish making wubs.
~ Timid

blog.emeals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Family-Popcorn-Party.jpg

:twilightsheepish:Popcorn for everypony! Well except you Zonfic, you can't eat it yet...

.... Fuuu

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FROM THIS DAY FORTH, YOU SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS "DAWNY-WANY."
:trollestia:dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png

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:facehoof:Oh sweet Celestia...

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..... :ajbemused:

I just. :ajbemused:

Your dead to me.

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lol brohoof me man. /)
I'm going to take a nap, hopefully Darastrix is done going over my latest work by the time I get up:trixieshiftright:
Peace:rainbowdetermined2:

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Oh screw you, I have work in like twenty minutes. FFFFFFFFF. I don't wanna work, I'm tired. qq

opefully we'll see something up soon. Best of sleep to ya', magn.

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:yay:Well, i don't see why Twilight souldn't be allowed to talk, i mean i am.
Yea, on an off shoot Flutters, thanks for taking care of my dog. He feels much better now.

Oh, It was nothing, but Twilight, you seriously need to get out more.
I second that though.

Bye Twilight!
See you Tormidal.
:yay:
Oh, yea and Flutters? You really need to change font colors, some people out there might have to highlight your text to be able to read it.
:fluttershysad:Is this better?
Yes, slightly
:yay:

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