Totally serious here - Three Tail Hairs goes Blue · 12:20am Apr 2nd, 2018
I have to admit, I’ve made some changes to my writing style to improve my skills over the time I’ve been writing pony. I’ve done comedy, I've done serious, and despite every expectation, I’ve done romance. Now, I’m going to try writing clop. No, don’t talk me out of it. Below the break is a fragment of the third chapter in Three Tail Hairs, a trilogy of a triad. *sniff* I’m so ashamed!
(Well, maybe a little shame)
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In the middle of the night, Raindolph suddenly awoke with the feeling that there was somebody else under the blankets on his bed, most probably due to the quiet wrapping of a pair of warm forelegs around his neck and the gentle nudge of another unicorn horn against his.
“Raindolph?” whispered the soft voice of Twilight Sparkle right at the end of his nose. “Are you awake?”
“Yes?” he whispered back, trying not to wake up the ferret who would take this so much out of context.
“I was trying to sleep after studying tonight, and I just couldn’t.” Princess Twilight Sparkle nudged him on the side of his cheek with her warm, velvety nose, so much like a horse, while she nuzzled her way up his face. “I need it.”
“Did you try a glass of warm milk?” asked Raindolph in the futile hopes that his expertise in that particular field was desired.
“No, milk just won’t do it. I need you.” Her hot breath filled one of his ears as she continued, “I just itch something terrible, and the more I tried to sleep, the worse it got. I’ve never felt like this before, not with another stallion… or human, that is. It just kept building until it overwhelmed me until I had to sneak into your room. Please, you have to help me get relief from this terrible desire! I’ll do anything!”
Uhhhhhhh...
Wait, that's it...?
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Uh oh ...
Sometimes a mare just needs her ears scratched.
Obviously, there's an itch right in the center of her back she just can't seem to reach.
4830721 "Dang it Twilight, I'm more than just a pair of scratchy fingers!"
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Yes, and I have feelings, too! You can't just climb into my bed, and say such things and then...are you nibbling on my ear?!
Sounds like a job for
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