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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 172 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 238 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 254 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 266 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 292 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Mar
6th
2018

Just a thing. · 4:46am Mar 6th, 2018

Basically, I was chatting with a guy on a Discord Server and he was somewhat curious as to the esoteric arts. He also is recovering from a broken leg. I decided to do a thing and write up a pleb-tier evocation of Archangel Raphael (He's basically the angelic version of a doctor, can heal injuries and other such things) to basically speed up healing of moderate injuries.

Things you need:

A tealight candle
A picture of yourself from before your injury
An open mind

Ritual:

In a space that is sacred to yourself, set up the candle on top of the picture of yourself. Get into a light meditative state, light the candle, then call out:

"I call to thee, Archangel Raphael, the healer of the injured! Come to me and hear my plea! I call to thee seeking thy aid in healing me to previous health, with expedience and mercy! Mend my flesh, knit my bone, make me as I once was, whole! So I will it by my divine right as an aspect of the all! So mote it be!"

Leave the candle to burn out, go watch a movie or something so you don't think about the working you just did. Later collect the candle and picture, and dispose of it outside of your home.

I share it with you all in case you guys get hurt and feel like some help from the other side could be useful. Also, he's an archangel, so if you follow any denomination of Abrahamic faith (Christianity, Judaism, Islam) you won't be going to hell because angels are considered God's messengers. Also, being thankful to the angel who helps you heal faster is a good way to make sure he will help you again if you need it.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:45_3/5/2018

Comments ( 4 )

Might sound stupid, but what if I'm nihilistic Atheist? Or refuse to 'take sides'? :twilightblush:

4811270 Eh, if you set aside your disbelief long enough, it should still do something.

I used to be a nihilistic atheist once, for several years, but then I - out of curiosity - took a chance to see if there was more to 'spooky occult shit' than I thought. I mean, it's odd to explain how it all works to someone who isn't even remotely aware of it, but there is something there. Heck, I've learned things about people doing tarot readings, the kind of things you don't tell a complete stranger, even if they are doing tarot readings; I once predicted someone I basically just met that he would lose a family member in the near future, and two weeks later he came to me saying that his aunt died. I'm not trying to say that you're wrong and I'm right, I'm just saying that I've experienced some shit that I cannot explain other than "occult".

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
1:0_3/7/2018

4811637
Oh, yeah, I have been kinda interested in it for a while! I was just curious if there would be some affiliations that wouldn't be suitable x

4812711
You know, if you really want to learn this stuff, I have a Discord server about it. I actually set up a basic initiation-system for people to learn the basics and develop their skills before they move on into their own personal practice.
The Discord Server

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
19:1_3/8/2018

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