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  • 3 weeks
    I Miss This

    I do. I just wanted to say. I'm trying to get back in, but focus is hard and time is limited.

    Probably best to post things when I finish them, anyway.

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  • 15 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

    Has anyone ever done a conlang workup of Ponish? It doesn't have to be GOOD but I could really use some idea what it might sound like to a non-Ponish speaker. I'm a novice conlanger and I COULD go down that rabbit hole, but it's probably not an effective use of my time.

    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

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  • 39 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

    Not sure what I'm going to do with it. Doing a lot of furry art and comics right now on Furaffinity, and my normie erotica is still what keeps the lights on.

    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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  • 43 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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    3 comments · 133 views
  • 51 weeks
    This is Tremendously Important

    Brave new world, that has such thestrals in it.

    5 comments · 145 views
Feb
27th
2018

TFW You're Working on Potentiall Saleable Erotica But Would Rather Be Writing Pone · 3:02pm Feb 27th, 2018

Mind you I'm having a nice time. I've tried writing Amazon erotica before, according to the 'formula' -- fetish specific 5K word shorts. Sold a few. Didn't like the stories. Deleted all of 'em except my horse-shifter one (because that one was cute). This time I'm just writing a Captain Hairball storie -- anthros, foot and hoof fetish, bisexual, big butts, tits and dicks, oral and anal sodomy galore, cum and unrealistically thick and squirty girl goo everywhere. You know the deal if you've read my stories. Not a single easily identifiable fetish, because I don't have a single easily identifiable fetish.

Except for horses.

Anyway. IDK if it will actually fly on Amazon; they have very a odd definition of 'bestiality' that may or may not include furries. But I can publish it somewhere. When I write its never really for money or praise. I just like putting the words down.

Excerpt under the cut, including lots of typos, probably.

It was fun to watch him fucking her feet. It looked hot, with his whole body on display for her. Most sex positions obscured a lot of her partner’s body; with her on her back and him on his knees fucking her feet, though, she could see every muscle in his body moving, flexing and straining. His fact was rapt with lust, mouth open, drooling a little. Damn, she was good.

He looked up at her. His eyes were puppy-dog pathetic with lust. Jenny licked her lips as he made eye contact. “Oh, I wanna see you cum,” she purred.

“Some’s gonna get on your pussy, though,” he moaned. “I don’t wanna get you pregant!”

Jenny giggled. “Don’t you know?”

“Know what?”

“What species I am?”

He blinked. “Um. You’re a donkey?”

Jenny brayed with laughter. “With this sweet mane? And this sexy tail? I’m a mule, honey. And mules can’t get pregnant.”

Bull Boy’s eyes widened.

Jenny grinned. “So cum on my pussy. And I’ll rub it in.”

Just the suggestion was enough to set him off. He made a noise like ‘ah waugh!’ and slammed his crotch up against her feet. A fat, white rope of cum squirted out of the end of his dick. It seemed to hover in midair for a few seconds, before landing with a loud splat right on Jenny’s pussy lips.

This kind of thing is gold to me.

Comments ( 3 )

THAT IS SOOO HOT.

she could see every muscle in his body moving, flexing and straining

ah waugh!!!

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I mean, there's always furry publication houses? :B

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Those are a thing that exists, for sure. And even a tiny publisher could do more for me than I can for myself...

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