Feb
22nd
2018
Commissions! · 3:14pm Feb 22nd, 2018
So, you want me to write some porn for you? Get in touch! Let's talk prices, kinks, whatever the fuck! If you've read my shit, you know how I work, and I'll put that level of effort or quality into whatever the hell you want! (Let's talk about your specific scenario or interest, I'm very flexible!)
I reserve the right to refuse the weirdest of bullshit, but what I constitute as weird may depend, so ask me anyway!
I look forward to working with you wonderful people. Send a PM if you have any inquiries, I'm happy to answer!
I followed you because of your astounding ability to write porn centered around ponies. I stuck around because of how hilarious most of said porn is. Would you ever be interested in writing something that isn't porn?
4803110
Depends what price tag you wanna slap on it. I can write anything but sci-fi with my usual profiency. If you're interested, PM me!
4803114
I would definitely commission you if I could, but I don't have the money nor the means to get you said money. Being in high school really puts a damper on spending things. Otherwise, I could only offer suggestions if you want them.
4803115
That's appreciated! Unfortunately, taking requests right now would be synonymous to opening the floodgates with everyone that's asked, but I'm happy to hear your suggestions! There's definitely no guarantee I'll use a suggestion, but I'd like to hear it regardless of you have one!
4803119
Awesome then. I'll send you a pm with an idea for something. Keep on writing the most fantastic of smut, you smutty smutter!
because ur fukin broken dude
I followed you just to spite you, by being the 500th
I was curious to see where your content would go. So I followed just to see what you would make.
I follow a lot of good authors, it's not like I like you or anything b-baka!
I followed 'cuz Vantage Point was a really fun and entertaining fic, and very well-written, so I wanted to see what else you might write.
I’d just like to know the average price ranges. I’m not incredibly wealthy but I can pay for things I want if they aren’t completely outside of my spectrum. I feel a bit shy about dming this question and then finding out that I’m grossly underestimating what a story commission is like (since I’ve only ever commissioned art before) and seeing that the prices are out of my league and awkwardly having to say the equivalent to “oh I see, well thanks anyways hehe...”
I did send you a PM about a possible commission, but didn't get any answer back so far.. Hope to hear from you soon. :)