#PoneWorldProblems

When you see cute images of your ship and no clue as to how to integrate them into your fic.

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I am this way with literally every cute pic with Twilight and Tempest I see. D:

You'd think I would be a writer or something, but nooooooooo!

Shit's hard :C

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[FanficReader920]

Well, there's always the diplomatic mission.

[Wanderer D]

I thought you meant Tempest and Pinkie and I was impressed until I read the sentence below the pic.

[Jarimor]

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why not both.
have a well written triangle. things could be zany.

[Majin Syeekoh]

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Why stop at triangle?

SHIP TEMPEST WITH EVERY PONY/GRIFFON/HIPPOGRIFF/CAT PERSON/MINOTAUR/YAK/ZEBRA/SPHNIX/WEIRD KLUGETOWN CREATURE ON THE PLANET IN A LOVE SHAPE SO BIG I’M NOT CERTAIN OF THE WORD DESCRIBING IT

[Flash Notion]

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Dammit Syeekoh, not everything can be an orgy!
Not that I'd mind, entirely...

[Admiral Biscuit]

And here I was, looking for Flash Sentry.

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[Super Trampoline]

>Claims to like TempestLight
>Hasn't read my most popular story ever which is about the two
>>PP pls :B

TGee, Tempest, Why Are You So Tall?

• MLP: FiM
• MLP: Movie
• Comedy

Twilight's been meaning to ask.

• Profanity
• Twilight
• Tempest Shadow

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[DumbDog]

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Yeah it can. You're objectively wrong.

[Georg]

Ooo, you're going to like the next arc of Letters.

[Southpaw]

That's sweet. I love Tempest's happy smile.

Here's some adorable Valentine's Tempest for you, in case you missed it:
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[PresentPerfect]

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That's just some words. :B

[DwarvishPony]

Try shipping a ship that few other people ship. Ship's hard, yo.

[Southpaw]

4802669 Yes. Yes they are.

[PresentPerfect]

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Is... is Twempest popular? c.c I honestly have no idea.

[kits]

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Try shipping a ship that used to be all but canon but no one's given it the time of day since Rainbow proved she wasn't illiterate

Or, you know, SkyPie.

[DwarvishPony]

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I still see it more often than SunPie.

4802705
SkyPie is a good one. Or almost any Pinkie ship, really.

[kits]

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I've seen like, 2 SunPie fics. I agree it has some promise.

...

PP! Convince me to write some of my fucking stories I started so I can write SunPie. Yell at me to describe my idea sometime this weekend. It might be not the worst hook to come form my brain.

[PresentPerfect]

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FUCKING DO IT

SHEA LABEOUF CAN'T MOTIVATE BUT I CAN SHITLORD

DO IT OR I WILL SELL YOUR LLAMAS INTO SLAVERY

IF YOU DON'T START WRITING HORSE WORDS THIS VERY INSTANT I WILL SHIT THE SUN

DON'T THINK I WON'T

IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE

[Corejo]

Just remember the most important part: the ship is called Twizzlepop.

[McRandom]

I haven't even gotten to Tempest's appearance in MLP (and I don't ship anything in the picture unless that's some Rarijack in the corner), but man is this picture freaking adorable.

[PhycoKrusk]

I see that last sentence there, but I need you to be more specific all the same, because I see five six ships in that image.

[River Road]

The picture looks like it could fit well at the end of Tempest's first Night of Disappointments Grand Galloping Gala.

[Shachza]

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A truncated icosahedron?

I know, I know, that's two words.

[kits]

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IF YOU DON'T START WRITING HORSE WORDS THIS VERY INSTANT I WILL SHIT THE SUN

I'm gonna need, like, a video of this. no homo

but for real... this can go a few different ways and I need opinions. will email deets after work tomorrow because fuck doing anything productive with my life

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

Diplomatic mission to the Qilin Empire.
Also TwilightxFizzlepopxPinkie yes please

[PresentPerfect]

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That's a funny way to spell Twempest. :V

4802810
Admittedly, I also ship Rarijack. :B Use the tagged story for context here.

[PhycoKrusk]

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So, we shouldn’t expect a Pinkie x Fireworks story anytime soon?

[PresentPerfect]

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No.

Why would I do that. :B

[PhycoKrusk]

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Because I figured out some brilliant way to trick you? What are you expecting me to say???

[BlazzingInferno]

I'm going to assume Spike isn't visible because he's on Rarity's other foreleg Pinkie's sitting on him

[PresentPerfect]

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lol, who's Spike? :V

[B_Munro]

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Spike couldn't make it. He was waylaid on the way to the fan art by some show writers and brutally beaten.