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Yeah, I need to get stuck in to my fic-writing right about now. Gotta finish the fic I'm working on!
So naturally, I'll play F*ck, Marry, Kill in this blog while I'm doing just that. Leave a comment below! Doesn't have to be pony-related, but as long as I know where the characters come from.
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Pony: Shadow Tempest, Flim, and Lyra
Non-pony: Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un.
Your mom, your dad, your sister
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Pony
Fuck Lyra, Marry Tempest, Kill Flim. Easy.
Non-pony
Fuck Putin (I understand most Russians are homophobic, so this is just to piss them off)
Marry Trump (for the money)
Kill Jong Un (for the good of the world, perhaps his successor be less oppressive)
Hmm...
Lola Bunny, Judy Hopps, and Cream the Bunny from Sonic.
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Damn, that's not nice. Gonna assume from this point on all younger characters are aged up, okay?
Fuck Lola Bunny (she's legit hot I think)
Marry Judy Hopps (I'd be fine sharing a life with her)
Kill Cream (her mom's hotter anyway)
Hmm....
Pony: Starlight, Sunset, and Aryanna
Griffon: Gilda, Greta, and Gabby
Non-Pony: Hitler, Putin, Kim Jong Un
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Pony:
Fuck Sunnybuns, Marry Glim Glam, Kill Aryanne.
Griffon:
Fuck Gilda (it'd be rough, but probably fun)
Marry Gabby (always go for the happy ones)
Kill Greta (I don't know her well enough, so who cares(
Non-Pony:
I already went through two of those three before, so let's try not to repeat ourselves.
Fuck Putin, Marry Kim, Kill Hitler
4795937 Ah yes, Marry Glimmer, a good choice, and Gilda, you might be needing bandages/ pain killers when that is over with.
Twilight Velvet, Windy Whistles, and Cloudy Quart.
Flitter, Lightning Dust and Starlight Glimmer
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Yeah, but it'd probably be worth it. Like Snu Snu but with claws instead of muscles. :P
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Oof, this one's a good'un. Okay...
Fuck Windy, because she's good waifu material, but she'd probably be a handful if you couldn't keep up with her enthusiasm.
Kill Cloudy, because she seems too uptight for good sex or a good marriage, that just ain't my thing.
Marry Velvet, because she seems like a perfect compromise of the two; energetic, but also responsible.
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This one's pretty straightforward.
Kill Lightning Dust, because she's kind of a jerk.
Fuck Flitter, because she's a cutie but I don't know enough about her to seriously take her on as a waifu.
Marry Glim Glam, because I reckon I'd get along well with her.
I've got multiple ones in mind, so consider this Fuck Marry Kill: Pony Edition: Director's Cut: Extended Edition.
First Round (Aged Up Fillies): Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, and Babs Seed
Second Round (Background Horses): Derpy, Vinyl Scratch, and Octavia
Third Round (Minor-Role Mares): Cheerilee, Mayor Mare, and Minuette
Final Round (Bros Before Hoes): Braeburn, Thunderlane, and Feather Bangs
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Aged Up Fillies
Fuck Babs Seed (She is clearly the most adventurous of the three, I'd imagine she'd be down for a roll in the hay)
Marry Silver Spoon (The prettiest one, and out of her and DT, she seems to be the less snappy one)
Kill Diamond Tiara (I know she's redeemed, but her issues stem from her spoilt mother, and since this is an aged-up filly post I fear she'd be one of those "grows up to be just like her mom without realising it" types.)
Background Horses
Fuck Octavia (To put it bluntly, I find her to be the hottest of the three. There, I said it.)
Marry Derpy (A ditzy pone, but she's so happy it's just the thing you want in your life)
Kill Vinyl (I like rock and metal music. I'll never understand the modern "club" music of dubstep and other types of headache-inducing throbs that come from just pushing a button on a mixing desk. I know metal's loud, but at least there's talent behind learning a guitar! Geez.)
Minor-Role Mares
Fuck Mayor Mare (I get the feeling she's a real cougar in the sack)
Marry Cheerilee (She's certainly the most down-to-earth one, I could live with her)
Kill Minuette (There's very little canon stuff on her, and what there is just seems awkward. Sorry!)
Bros Before Hoes
Fuck Braeburn (He'd be the most down for that, if fanon is to be believed)
Marry Thunderlane (He's nice to his little bro, he'd be a good family man)
Kill Feather Bangs (Need I explain why?)
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I'mma get you a sampling machine and a copy of FL Studio for Christmas.
Fuck: Rainbow Dash
Marry: Twilight Sparkle
Kill: Rarity
Sure, let's give this a whirl.
Discord, Tirek, Smooze
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Well damn.
Uuuh...
Fuck Discord, I suppose he can change shape to something more appealing or whatever.
Marry Smooze, but only because he's never been seen as genuinely evil. Guess I'll just live with slime from now on.
Kill Tirek, because I feel he'd do pretty gruesome things to me if he were any of the other two.
Tempest Shadow, Fluttershy, Princess Cadence
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Dang, Waifu parade right here.
Marry Tempest Shadow, because she's the Prime Waifu to me at the moment.
Fuck Fluttershy, because out of her and Cadance I'd want her to live.
Kill Cadance, not because I dislike her or anything, it's just that she doesn't compare to the other two options.
The Charmed Ones? Prue, Piper and Phoebe?
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Never watched the show, but lemme just google it.
Okay, fuck Prue, Marry Phoebe and kill Piper I guess? This is just going off the wikipedia article and their images though.
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But maybe sticking with ponies is kind of easier:
I'm hoping to make a start of watching it myself, admittedly.
The princesses Tia, Lu-lu and Cady?
Pop singers Sapphire Shores, Coloratura/Rara and Songbird Serenade?
Aged up Bloom, Sweetie and Scoots?
The flower trio Roseluck, Lily and Daisy?
and the last one: Sassy Saddles, Fleur and Zesty Gourmand?
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Fair enough. Let's see...
The princesses
Fuck Celestia, because she's easily the hottest.
Marry Luna, because I think I'd get along with her quite well.
And Cadance is taken, so sorry, she's Kill.
Pop Singers
Fuck Sapphire Shores, because of this screenshot alone.
Marry Rara, because she genuinely seems nice.
Kill Songbird, because she contributed nothing to the movie, and her limited time (and voice acting budget) could've gone to making the other characters better.
Aged Up (and thank goodness they are)
Fuck Sweetie Belle, because she'd probably grow up to be as hot as Rarity.
Marry Apple Bloom, because she's highly family-based and that'd help toward making a family.
Kill Scoots, because she just doesn't fit with the other two categories. Dang.
Flower Trio
Fuck Lily, because she's the best looking of the three (not really into blondes, but she makes it work).
Marry Roseluck, because she seems to be the most down-to-earth of the three.
Kill Daisy, because her coat and mane colors seem to clash, and that's not a good design.
Posh Ponies
Fuck Fleur, because she's clearly the hottest.
Marry Sassy Saddles, because I've always kinda liked her.
Kill Zesty, because she was doomed as soon as you mentioned her. Screw Zesty.
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Still more to come, though:
Good answers on the whole lot!
Just because somebody else did a male oriented one: Flam, Trenderhoof and Blueblood?
The Pillars of Old Equestria? Males first: Star Swirl, Flash Magnus and Rockhoof? And the ladies: Mistmane, Somnambula and Mage Meadowbrook?
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Hmm, alright.
Fuck Trenderhoof, I guess? I dunno.
Marry Blueblood for the money.
Kill Flam, because I feel he'd try to scam me if I even gave him the time of day.
Fuck Flash, he's probably be down for anything.
Marry Rockhoof, because he seems like a traditional type.
Kill Star Swirl, because old jerk.
Fuck Somnambula, because she's cute AND a hottie.
Marry Meadowbrook, she's a healer and I'd probably have a nice long life with her.
Kill Mistmane, because I'm a vain, shallow bastard.
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And with that, I think I'm done. 
Okay!
Unless you can do this very last one: Big Mac, Shining Armor and Zephyr Breeze?
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Alrighty.
Fuck Big Mac. I reckon he'd be up for that. Plus when it comes to sex, it's go big or go home I guess.
Marry Shining Armor, he's already proven he's good marriage material, I'll play it safe.
Aaaaand Kill Zephyr Breeze. because jerk.
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Alrighty indeed! 😎