Holy shit, this guy is slow. · 4:12am Feb 12th, 2018
Hey fuckers, been awhile since I've had the spot light eh? I swear the past, I don't know, twenty years have been a blur.
It hasn't been twenty years Jacob.
Really, fucking feels like it with your slow ass.
It feels slow because you've been passed out drunk for the past several months.
Meh, doesn't matter, you've been slacking. Now hurry up and tell them what's up, I'm needing a drink.
*Sigh* Whatever. Anyway, hey boys and girls, it's your friendly Fim Fiction writer Delta. So as some of you have noticed I've been somewhat absent with my activity on my stories, and for that I'm sorry.
Liar!
Fuck off! *Ahem* But yeah, my bad. I'm not one to give big excuses, but I guess I should fill ya'll in just a bit.
Oh here we go, get ready for the tear jerking tale of a lazy fuck who writes about ponies![/ color]
I swear to god I will cut off your booze money!
Ha! Like you can!
Asshole. Back to why I've been absent, it mostly consist around school and finance issues. With school I've actually just, well um....
He just dropped out like the loser he is!
Fuck. off. But yeah I've 'withdrew' myself from school and I'm now going for my GED all the while planning on moving in with a friend of mine. These issues have been somewhat annoyingly ongoing for a while and has kept me from properly working on my stories. Now I love this site, the people that are on it and enjoy everything that is posted on here, but I'm sure you guys can understand why I've been gone.
Jesus what are you going on about?
Ignoring you. But yeah I just wanted to give a quick explanation on where I've been and just let people know I'm still kicking around here. Anyway guys I think this is a good place to stop, but if you guys have, I don't know questions then feel free to ask.
No one wants to ask, or even talk to you. Just end it.
Fine. I'll talk to you guys later, and bet ready for some chapters. No date for them, but know I'm nearly done with a few. 
Later!
See ya around fuckers!
Gotta wait for years but okay!