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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Feb
8th
2018

Sewing. · 1:06am Feb 8th, 2018

"Hey B-PICKLELESS-n, do you know what the strongest thing in the world is?"

"What?"

"A fart, not even Superman can hold it, wanna know what the sharpest thing in the world is?"

"What?"

"A fart, it can go right through clothes without piercing it! Wanna know what the most painful thing in the world is?"

"A fart?"

"An Elephant sliding down razor blades on it's balls into a pool of vodka!"

"Oh~"

"Now Aprons aren't that hard to make..."

Comments ( 10 )

Omg you blogged about sewing haha what an old lady

4791964
I'm trying to make a full set of clothing in giraffe print.

4791969
How eccentric :O

Well.

As 4791979 aptly summed up:

How eccentric :O

alrighty then

Aprons are nice and can be made made more complicated later on. A good start.

Maybe you can even do one for that poor elephant. Sounded like he had a pretty bad day.

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