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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 10 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 24 weeks
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  • 28 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 37 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Feb
1st
2018

The Emergency Donation Story Poll! · 9:48pm Feb 1st, 2018

Hey guys! If you haven't read my blog entry from last night, all you guys need to know is that I'm moved into my apartment completely, but I still have a lot of bills I need to take care of before my next paycheck in two weeks. I currently only have $114 in my bank account, and I'm in dire need for some financial stability for the next couple weeks. So, I decided to try something I haven't done before: A Donation Story Poll!

I've done a story poll before without commission, which turned out to be fairly successful. However, with a couple hundred more followers under my belt, I'm hoping that this one will be even better. The basic idea is that I have seven story ideas I'm willing to start on next week as oneshots. But instead of just letting you guys choose through a poll or in the comments, I'm wanting to use my paypal as a means to know what people want. Every dollar donated to my paypal will equate to a vote for a specific story, and you can vote as many times as you want. Just enter any amount you can afford (even a dollar will suffice), and an added message for which story it's for. And on Sunday Night, I'll reveal the winning story I'll start work on that week. Also, if I get a good amount of votes for a story that didn't win, I'll highly consider choosing that one for the next submission as well.

Now as for the stories, I have seven NSFW prompts up for selection. Your choices are...

Idea 1: A Zebra’s Persuasion 2 - Turning the Tides
It’s been a couple months since Applejack and Butterscotch brought Zicoro into their relationship, making their Friends With Benefits status a three-way exchange. Of course, when one of those three is an expert Apothecary and Potionmancer, it was only a matter of time before some… unique potions could be brought into play. And after seeing how set the dynamics between Applejack and Butterscotch usually were, Zicoro had an idea to switch things up a bit for everyone’s benefit.
Kinks Include: Dom/Sub play, Feminization, (Temporary) Body and Penis Alteration, Small Penis Humiliation, and Pet Play.

Idea 2: DaddyLusive 2 - The Daddening
Even with his transformation from a Fashionista to a Tailor, Elusive had grown to fully accept his new gender and body form. He may have not been the slender mare he used to be, but his hefty and Dad-like build had granted him a lot of positive feedback from his new line of clothing, as well as from his significant other Spike.
However, the two soon discovered that Fancy Pants, one of Rarity’s oldest and most respected clients, had sunken into a similar depression that Elusive used to have. The older unicorn had undergone a bitter divorce, and had ballooned up immensely while hunkered in isolation. Elusive was unsure how to help at first, but Spike was more than eager to bring Fancy in for some much-needed affection and loving from both of them.
Kinks Include: Two Fat Stallions on One Horny Drake, Spitroast, Musk Play, Pudge Play, Rimming, and General Gay Smut.

Idea 3: A Different Kind of Conquest 2 - Tempest’s Apology
It hasn’t been too long since the Storm King was vanquished, and Equestria was saved by Twilight Sparkle and all her friends. However, it seemed that Tempest Shadow has been having a hard time adjusting to things since her life changed so drastically. And to make things worse, Twilight absolutely refuses to have anything to do with her since learning what she did during that “Friendship Session” that was broadcasted all over Canterlot.
Since she understood exactly why Twilight was rightfully upset, Tempest had a plan to set things right. These ponies may have not followed the whole “Eye for an Eye” mantra like she had in her olden days, but she figured it might help the Princess forgive her for her actions. Especially when that apology involves a video camera, an hour of film, and a promise from Tempest that she could do whatever she wanted with the footage she recorded of her.
Kinks Include: Exhibitionism (Obviously), Humiliation Play, Dirty Talk, Degradation, Cunnilingus, and Strong Master/Pet Play. Also, possibly watersports if needed.

Idea 4: Reclaiming His Rightful Place
Sombra may have not been a King anymore, but he was still grateful to be living under Shining and Cadance's guardianship in the Crystal Castle for his reformation. He was even more grateful when they were so forgiving for his occasional anger issues, knowing he wasn’t used to having no power anymore. However, the former Tyrant began to realize that the Royal Couple’s relationship was rather… unique, to put it lightly. It also seemed that their liking to him was a bit unusual as well. He had his assumptions that the two may have been an open couple, but nothing could’ve prepared him for what the two had in store when they invited him to their room one night…
Kinks Include: Cuckolding (Shining being cucked), Infidelity Play, Dirty Talk & Name Calling, Chastity, Dom/Sub Play, Possible Watersports, Cream Pies, Cream Pie Eating, and Attempted Impregnation.

Idea 5: A Unique Illustration.
This story is set some time after Embracing Your Desires. Shining had gotten used to his lingering feelings for such a taboo interest, and was fortunate that Princess Luna had kept her word in keeping Cadance from learning his interests. However, a stallion could only have the same wet dreams repeatedly until wanting something more substantial. Fortunately, the Prince was able to learn about The Haycartes Method from Twilight and Moondancer. And as luck would have it, the Crystal Empire Library happens to have many books in their hidden archives about the illustrious King himself. Many of which with… detailed renderings.
Kinks Include: Semi-Adultery (It’s not cheating if it’s a drawing), Strong Master/Slave Play, Outdoor Sex, Exhibition, Degradation, and Lots of Gay Sex.

Idea 6: Just A Little Taste 2

It’s been a month since Sombra put his wicked plan into action, and his chunky Prince had ballooned up into massive proportions. Despite his wife’s attempts to control his eating habits and get him to lose weight, it seemed that Shining was continually getting fatter without explanation. Of course, the Princess was unaware how much Sombra was fattening him up behind her back, or how much Shining was succumbing to the food-filled, sex-crazed pleasures his feeder King was willing to provide him.
Kinks Include: Fat Stallion, Feeding, Belly Rubs, Dom/Sub Play, Food Play, and Weight Gain.

Idea 7: Spike Visits the Gryphon Team
Set in the universe of Chronicles of a Sluttified Spike, the drake was upset to learn that his antics couldn’t be tolerated during the Equestria Games in The Crystal Empire. Since so many highly-esteemed figures from all over the world were in attendance, Twilight and the other Princess made it explicitly clear to the dragon that he couldn’t indulge in any lewd happenings with anypony during the course of the games.
Of course, Spike was just as clever as he was naughty. He may have agreed to their rule, but only because they only specified he couldn’t try to solicit ponies. And as luck would have it, the slutty drake happened to know that the Gryphon Kingdom athletes were rather pent-up in their locker room…
Kinks Include: Basically everything you’d expect me to write in regards to Slut Spike. ;)

Okay! If you guys see a submission you're willing to donate for, then head towards my Paypal below to submit your choice. You can either add a message through Paypal, or PM me your choice if you're unable to:

paypal.me/TheVClaw

Comments ( 4 )

u know my vote. congrats on the new apartment!

Daddylusive 2.🙄

i'm very happy things turned out for you and your bf having an apartment together
love the story ideas of numbers 1 to 7 (with exclusion of 3! you know my reasons...I think?) wish I could help out but can't. finally got to work on yt side as planning to upload The phantom of the opera Audiobook [by Big finish productions] on cd which I brought about two years ago (from their website. there's 15 of them. only one hasn't been released/let out yet is #8 strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.) then burned onto my iTunes library. it's very good...here's the trailer for it https://youtu.be/huo8Uc-7TS4 (This was the reason that made me want to seek out/buy a physical copy for myself!) p.s: don't think they'll flag me for i plan to direct people, give links their product/website & go buy it for themselves after listening to it. it's quite easy just change the currency of money give credit info(debit or credit card) address and they send an email detailing when you'll receive it.

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