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Ravvij


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Jan
11th
2018

Fire Alarms : love or hate? · 4:29am Jan 11th, 2018

So, most of us hate fire alarms, regardless of their convenience, but, what if that fire alarm was a cute pony?

I give you "Fire Alarm" or "Screaming Mimi"

I know this would seem like the most annoying pony every... and it's true. She is loud and obnoxious. She screams when she sees fire, smells smoke, or if you just made the room too hot.
She also beeps randomly, or when she's tired. She has a fetish for 9volt batteries, and will cry when one needs replaced... quite dramatically, actually.

Comments ( 6 )

You finished it :yay:! I love her.

When can I have one installed in my house?

This is why we have machines that detect when they're taken out of the housing. So it doesn't go off when you're cooking.

Also having a dog that hates the noise it makes and hides somewhere for most of the day is really inconvenient.

I would have to wear earmuffs around her.

Permission to perhaps write a story about her?

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Lol, have at it!

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