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Nikolai the Gryphon


If you wanted something clever, then you're looking in the wrong place. Go read one of my stories, or something, man.

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  • 329 weeks
    I have to spell out the last joke, don't I? Comedian=Hero

    Have you ever made the mistake of thinking that you're funny?

    I do.

    Every day.

    Every hour.

    Every time a thought enters my brain.

    No point in not trying to be funny I think and turning out like one of those tiresome bores who's life is dictated by having an actual life. I always say [In my unfunny style] that "It's better to be unfunny and dead than boring and alive."

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  • 332 weeks
    Czech hedgehogs

    Frankly, I am too lazy to figure this out on my own, but I [And possibly others] need to know this, so, outsource it to the internet!

    This is a list of words that need to be pun-ified:

    Czech Hedgehog

    Rigel mine

    I think that's all I have so far, but I have some I came up with while Trying to think of items for this.

    Commando---Commanedo

    Foxhole---Horsehole

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  • 333 weeks
    And now the dumpster fire is gone.

    So, I removed the... something part "Epic" that I called "A bridge [Into Canterlot] too far".

    The world REJOICES!

    Anyways, Should you have missed the final chapter I posted before I un-submitted it, Here it is:





    Writing is hard.

    It hurts the brain.

    I just wanted to get this out so I could be done with it.

    In retrospect, I should've just written this in a word processor.

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  • 339 weeks
    The Equestrian Institute for History [EIH]

    Hello, and welcome to the Equestrian Institute for History. We here at EIH believe that history should be told PAST the events of the MLP TV show.

    The team researches every account well and thoroughly [The team consisting of me, myself, and I.] and are dedicated to bringing the truth with a hopefully low amount of sarcasm.

    So, may history flow.

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Jan
11th
2018

And now the dumpster fire is gone. · 3:07am Jan 11th, 2018

So, I removed the... something part "Epic" that I called "A bridge [Into Canterlot] too far".

The world REJOICES!

Anyways, Should you have missed the final chapter I posted before I un-submitted it, Here it is:





Writing is hard.

It hurts the brain.

I just wanted to get this out so I could be done with it.

In retrospect, I should've just written this in a word processor.

Anyways.

I am sorry for this.

I am sorry for that.

I really am sorry.

I'm taking this down after this, so, enjoy it while you can.

Maybe one day I'll put it back up and laugh about how much I suck(ed?).

Anyways.

Have a good day, hmm?

In fact, NAY, have the BEST DAY!

Author's Note:

I am sorry.
I really am.
I really am sorry.
DEAD GOD I AM SORRY!
Anyways, to close out, here's We'll meet again,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQby Rick Astley.

























OH SHIT! I GOT YA! I GOT YA GOOD!

NOW I am sorry.
Time to go lock myself in me closet and think about me life.

That was verbatim, by the way.

And I'm sorry.

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