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Dec
2nd
2017

Welcome to Earth 24! · 3:18am Dec 2nd, 2017

Hello, everyone. Well, I’ve stumbled across something quite interesting while researching Prometheus on YouTube. Namely, this:

Needless to say, this, combined with my prior knowledge of there being seven Unknown Earths in the DC Multiverse, gave me the idea to go back to doing what I first did when I started writing on here: making parodies. With that in mind, I am proud to unveil my official line up of titular heroes for my brand-new Earth 24 AU. They are as follows:

Tommy Merlyn as The Hood/The Hood Guy/The Vigilante/Prometheus (he picked that name because he thought it sounded cool. Plus, I even found an image that could be used for that sketch. See below.)

Hunter Zolomon as the Blur/Black Blur/Zoom

Adrian Michaels aka Kon-El as Superboy

So, thoughts? Comments? Suggestions?

Comments ( 8 )

Also, Kon-El. It's the name Superman gave to Conner Kent (his half clone from the Reign of Supermen).

4739906
Thanks. Trust me, though, this'll work. There are infinite earths after all.

4739907
You know what, I honestly believe you think so. That's the real tragedy. You have become Sisyphus.

4739919
Well, I did it once, didn't I? Look at Pirates of Equestria. If I could pull that off and make it work well enough, especially since I did the sequel first, then I have faith that I can do it again.

4739926
No.

Just no.

You refuse to acknowledge any flaws in your craft. You don't want to learn how to write better. And because of that, you now fail at any form of improvement in your stories. You keep expecting that, because you try to sell it differently, you will make something different. But you keep writing the same thing, with the same flaws and making the same mistakes. I called you Sisyphus because that's exactly what you do. The same, over and over.

Also, Pirates worked back then because you were actually trying to tell a story. It was a remake of something else, but you were at least focused. But instead of improving over one hit, you kept trying to just repeat it, missing constantly. Instead of learning why you did well that first time, you just assumed you could do it again without effort.

If you don't want to become as lazy and shallow as Michael Bay, or the Seltzer Brothers, stop refusing to work for your art. Start studying how to write. There are multiple methods on the matter, and if you don't want to read, there are videos on YouTube to the same effect. Pick something you really love, a story, a character, a concept, and take it appart. Investigate why you liked it so much and learn from it.

WORK FOR YOUR ART.

4739951
It's a bit more complex than that. Stick around and you'll see.

4739953
Dude, you can't keep saying that and expect me to fall for it again. Also, a more complex concept still isn't a good execution. And just because you make it bigger, if you didn't improve anything, it will not have a better quality.

Want to do a good story? Stop talking about how great it will be and work to make it so.

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