Hearts via the pharmacy hotline · 2:20am Nov 21st, 2017
Me:*to pharmacist on phone* Hello sir, I need a prescription filled.
Pharmacist: Okay I need to know what specific medication you need re-filled.
Me: Oh yes. I need one ❤...uhhh enough of it to last a week? Please? It's an emergency!
Pharmacist: Okay ma'am, I am required to ask for what reason. But out of my own curiousity....why?
Me: Oh! I just finished tonight's episode of "Supergirl"....
Pharmacist: Oh! Well that changes things! You're the....24th person to fill this tonight. It'll be ready by tomorrow morning. Thank you for your business.
Me: No problem. Goodbye. *hangs up*
......so.....yeah....that's it....my heart is shattered to microsopic pieces!
I guess you'll have to change your name to Phoenix heart 24 now.
4731076.....very funny...
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=P my goal in fimfiction life is to amuse people and crack jokes. And possibly to use as a cover operation for squirrel extermination efforts... Tell no one...
4731514 Sweet, but one question: Why squirrels?
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Squirrels? I have no clue what you are talking about Morty...