mom: i want a christmas list · 3:55pm Nov 5th, 2017
me: *opens amazon and stares at drawing tablet & mic i want* expensive
also me: *stares at wigs i want* expensive
yet also me: *writes down fuzzy boots bcuz i do want those and am more likely to actually get them*
Fuzzy boots are Nice.
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tru
Do your relatives ask you what you want for Christmas? If so, why not ask them for a bunch of Amazon gift cards?
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not usually, sadly :/
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You should go outside stare at the sky and beg the universe for money... it never works.
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which is why i don't do it :p
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Oh I thought all humans did stupid and pointless stuff hoping it would work.
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xD maybe some do
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Well most are stupid too... why do you think trump was elected.
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Exactly
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I thought the second holocaust would've happened by now.
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let's hope it never happens, eh?
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But... but... uprising... murder... dead trumpets.
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Bleh
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Aww... well I guess ill cancel the holocaust then.