UK Ponycon Questionnaire like erryone else · 9:11pm Oct 19th, 2017

'Cause erryone else is doin' it; and I need to kill some time, let's join the bandwagon - Not like anyone out there needs this info about me

What do I call you? Alli, generally. Allistair if we're being formal enough about it! Obviously Alliminaro works; but it's awkward as all 'eck to say (Hence why I adopted Allistair; it's not my actual real name, but at this point more people know and call me Alli than they do Ben and I've learned to adapt to it!) - Also "That posh 1920's looking git I heard about who supposedly survives in Luton dressed like that" is also valid.

What will you look like? Biggish bloke, darker blonde hair (repping that slicked-back undercut, my dudes) in a variety of suits, so long as they're black (a lot of my other suits are either out for cleaning or not here yet. So black it is for now. Also White is a no-go unless I'm in cosplay again, we're not in the country, or Texas... Or Sicily I guess?) Will also be toting around a video camera for half the event.

What will you be doing? Whoever's unlucky enough to have not lost me at the time. But really, whoever. The Cast and Crew of one-hit-wonder Musical "Custard's Last Stand" is a pretty solid bet, though.

Can I talk to you? Please do; no one else will. I kid, I kid (mostly) but seriously, unless I'm literally and very clearly in the midst of recording a ~~masterpiece~~ video, in which case it'd be best to wait, otherwise, go for the ~~kill~~ talk.

Can I take your photo? Again, see above. Though I dunno why you would; I'm a goon. Not even in cosplay this year. I ain't HorsFamus enough to get away with being photographed normally! Though I can certainly try to look photogenic.

Can I hug you? So long as you ask, obviously. Then sure? I'm not a hugger by nature, but I'm not opposed either. Just for gawd's sake don't hurt the camera!

Can I buy you a drink? Are you my new best friend? Because I think you might be. COME, let me regale you with this one anecdote, about the thing, it might take several pints...

How long are you staying? ~~AS LONG AS IT TAKES~~ Uh, Friday afternoon through to Monday... Afternoon? About that. Going to be around, irritating people and recording rando' stuff as I go!