October news · 9:13pm Oct 18th, 2017
Hello everybrony,
sorrybutIhavetohidefastbye!
CRASH
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KA-POW
“ANDRIZZI! It's that time of the month!”
“Come on, where are you? I swear I'm not mad because you haven't uploaded anything yet.
In fact, I'm here to show you how understanding I can be. So, why don't you come out so that we can have quiet, civil, nonviolent, unhurtful, polite confrontation of--”
“Drop the sweet voice, Twilight. I'm Pinkie Pie, and even I wouldn't buy that.”
“...Buck.”
“Look, I know how fun and relaxing violence can be but why are we even bothering?”
“Because, Pinkie, even if he hasn’t uploaded a single thing during the last month either he always writes a monthly update just to remind the fandom he's still breathing and has an internet connection. Which is why I was so sure I would find him here, but that son of a--”
“Window!”
“Huh?”
“If I have to trust my detective skills --plus my detective hat and bubble pipe-- I suppose that our fugitive did his escape through the window.”
“How can you tell?”
“The shreds of glass all over the place, mostly.”
“Well... the hunt begins.”
Andrizzi's journal, October.
I'm now hiding in an alley after escaping from my house, but I fear that anytime now an angered purple pony princess will appear and zap me with rainbow friendship magic. And I know how painful that is.
I can't give her what she wants. I've learned my lesson after Other, and I don't want to publish my stories chapter after chapter as soon as they're ready. It's important to keep a backup chapter, even if it takes longer. I should write something short and simple, maybe something funny, anything to keep her satisfied. Gosh, why am I doing this to myself? I need to hurry up and do something before--
“FOUND YOU!”
OH SHI--
ZZZAP
