Casey's new friend · 5:35pm Oct 18th, 2017
"So, if you're dating the princess of friendship, does that make you the prince of friendship?" (Grubber)
"... well, no, not exactly... " (Casey)
"Then what happens if someone else becomes the prince of friendship?" (Grubber)
"That's not going to happen as long as Twilight and I are together..." (Casey)
"So does that mean you are a prince? How come you don't have a crown or wings or anything?" (Grubber)
"Because I'm not an alicorn princess, and like I said, I'm not the prince... but I'm not gonna let anyone else have that honor." (Casey)
"Ohhh... so, are you gonna ask to become her prince, or-" (Grubber)
"Can we please talk about something else?" (Casey)
*thinks about it* "Okay... how come your face goes all red and stuff every time the princess-" (Grubber)
"I meant something that doesn't involve Twilight." (Casey)
"Okay, okay... oh, wait, I get it now! You and her have to *wolf-whistle*, and that's how we get the prince of frien-" (Grubber)
ZZZZZZZTTTTT!
"Thank you, Tempest..." (Casey)
"Don't mention it..." (Tempest, and she looks at Grubber, who's now eating a slice of sponge cake)
"What did I say?" (Grubber)
Oh Grubber, how you were underutilized.