Well...Lets give this a go...

Uh, hello! It is I...

No, that's too corny...let me try again...

Sup dog, it's me...

GOD, that's worse...I sound like Randy Jackson...

OK well hello it is I, spymanx and I'm writing a blog entry.
(Nailed it!)

First things first, my new story, I have planed out the story and am planing on starting work on writing it very soon.

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Well...Uhhh...what else is there...

Ummm...I recently finished reading romeo and Juliet...(the original version, not one of those crappy remakes...like the ones with garden gnomes. ) It was good, I really enjoy a good book...

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Speaking of Shakespeare did you know biting your thumb at them is the equivalent of "flipping the bird" as they say? Every time someone pisses me off I just bite my thumb at them, then use a bunch of really unfairly long words to confuse them before I make my escape...

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Did you also know that Switzerland is technically a third world country? It's true, the term "third world" really refers to whether or not you were ailed to capitalism and NATO or communism and the Soviet Union during the cold war. So Switzerland is really third world.

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Well uhh...that's really all I have to say, bye.