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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Oct
9th
2017

Checking in on family. · 12:44am Oct 9th, 2017

Hey dude, just calling in to check on you!

Oh hi.

Hey~

So i have a new phone plan for us. You can make your phone into a hot spot.

Okay.

Please don't.

Okay.

Like, if you need to post your horse story for some contest that the deadline is right around the corner for, that's fine. But if you're going on 92chan to send 20 gigs of scorpion porn to Max, please don't.

I don't think you need to worry dude.

Good deal. So I had this dream.

Rad.

Where Minnesota was super spectrum friendly, which meant that autistic people understood it fine.

Uh huh.

But, normal people couldn't get it at all, so I was lost.

Uh huh~

Then I found you, and you were suppose to meet up with your friends, but a bus showed up and you thought you were suppose to get on it.

Whoops.

So then you were in Minnesota, and everything made sense to you there. Look, what I'm saying is don't get on a bus and show up here out of the blue.

Don't sweat it.

I'm horrible sick so byyyyye-

*Click*

Cool, bye~!

Edit: Oh right I forgot the part where-

So there were these porcupines right? They would shoot off their spines and stab anyone who didn't walk like an autistic person. So I got shot and died.

*Click*

That's wei- oh okay bye again.

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Comments ( 8 )

Is your life just an elaborate dream?

4691816
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dreeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa-

4691870
You must have a very well trained case, mine just lays around and unproductively flutters in the breeze from a desk fan.....

Well Minnesota is spectrum friendly. Now only if our elected officials and those few justices would stop acting like children because they didn't like something and screw over each other.

This sounds like an improvement. Last I remember, everything around you was on fire.

4692049
No longer around me. There are like four faaaar to the left and down, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were contained and stopped sometime soon.

You have the most interesting family/conversations or are just insane..... Could be both.

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