On why the guard never seem to be there

Luna burst into her sister's bedchamber. "Sister, what is't? Truly, I am not to blame for any nightmares that afflict thee."

Celestia clutched her sweat-covered sheets to her barrel. She shook her head, breathless. "No, dear Luna, this was no mere nightmare."

"Another premonition?" Celestia nodded. "Was't bad?"

"One of the worst. I don't know how she's going to get through this one."

Luna sighed. "I'll tell Captain Shining Armor to arrange a week of manoeuvres and training. Where shall we send them all this time? Hayseed swamps?"

Celestia nodded. "Sounds good."

Comments

[Cutest Boxer Puppy Ever]

You’re soooo cute. Sorry out of topic, aren’t I?

[Mitch H]

Waist deep in the Big Muddy and the biggest horse said to push on.

[Themaskedferret]

*Snerks* Sounds about right to me

[ponygrad]

"Shiny you should take the week off for the festival, what could go wrong?"