Before I go and watch the movie tomorrow, a couple of things!

First, I have a new chapter of an old fave of mine!

Supernatural pony tales is back on air! Season 4! A tribute to my favorite author Stephen King.

If you are wondering why it's a little more silly...I'll explain in the author's notes.

Second...

We now present to you the only way that the critics would take the MLP movie seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaJzTWX_Io

As Twilight wails the above song, Rainbow Dash looks above to the darken sky and sighs. Her wings at her side, she feels the cold sting of the air nip at her lungs, "Those, poor birds. They fly, but they can never truely escape the earth." with bloody tears, Dash got to her knees and shouted, "What dispair has Celestia gave us on this planet!!!!!!"

Applejack frowned as she put her hat over her eyes, looking away from her daughter, "Come on, little gal. That monster won't touch us like that again."

"Momma, why did daddy rape you?" asked the filly, "A...are you pregnant?"

Calmly, Applejack nodded as she walked away, the little filly following close behind.

Rarity smiled as she waved at the newly dressed filly, "Good luck child, and good luck with your gender Dysphoria, turberlocious, cancer, mental scars, sexual abuse, and acholoism."

Before the filly could say another word, a bullet rang out from a sniper's nest, killing the little filly. This made Pinkie run over, hold the little filly in her lap and look up to the sky in a soundless cry as tears of blood ran down her cheeks.

Fluttershy, also with tears of blood, Looked away from her sniper's nest and put away her gun. Taking out a cigeratee, she smoked solemly as she said, "That was my last mission my daughter. I hope in Hell, you will forgive me as I die with this heart tumor." Leaning back, she gave out a last breath before fading away.

Trixie looked to Starlight, both of their cheeks stained with the tears of blood that ran down them, leaned in to kiss each other. Just as Celestia nuked the world. Looking to the screen, she mumbles something incomprenisable before flying into space, her tears of blood flying off.

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YEah, I never really trust critics when they review my favorite anime, movies based off a cartoon, and games. They can be quite unpleasable sometimes. Like, if you do go the serious route with ponies, half will commend you for it and the other will condemn you for it because you are trying too hard. Go too light, and half will call you out for being unoringinal and stupid while the other half will commend you for sticking to the original feel.

I time like that, I usually just trust my own instincts and go watch it myself. That or I listen to the fans and what they think of the film. Hell, sometimes, I just go with what my gut says and watch it anyway. After all, you can spend hours telling me that Titantic is an epic masterpiece of romance and mystery, but if I see it and think that it's bland, well...nothing is really gonna stop me from thinking that.

Personally...I am kind of surpised it is above 60 in the first place. Unless you pull off the LEgo movie (And that was a miracle in itself, but it was still pulling off a twist with a DEEP meaning behind it) or if I put this logo in front of the movie

The movie isn't going to be excatly pulling off the big numbers. Hell, some people condemned Power Rangers for having things that don't feel too far off from an episode of RPM or Time Force. So...yeah. 60% with all of that and it's a 'girly' movie that doesn't feature any of the mane six looking like Wonder Woman, this movie has a lot against it via critics, who I am convinced either grade via rubric or don't really pay attention when they watch.

And that's why I don't really pay attention to critics