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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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_,-|-- - --- -|* · 1:53am Sep 21st, 2017

"Hey Nopony!" Scootaloo trotted into the room.

"Yeah?"

She hopped onto his back and made herself comfortable. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Oh here we go..." Nopony rolled his eyes and smiled. "I don't know, why?"

Scootaloo leaned in close and whispered into his ear.

"To cuck."

Comments ( 31 )

4674105
Oh wow~ yeah I knew none of that. It I've been seeing it used a slang to having your glory, win or love interest stolen away from you. Usually from gaming things in fairly casual settings.

Haha I hope this didn't piss off everyone.

4674110
I'll admit, my draft of that post was far more aggressive and unpleasant.

But I changed it.

Why is this fire you speak of not on the news?

Thought it was funny til i read that article, now I'm just depressed at the state of modern politics yet again. Thanks for the quick cheap laugh anyway.

4674125
I looked up current north eastern fires, and saw thick smoke out my window making the air quality similar to smoking ciggerettes until just recently.

PiMan #8 · Sep 21st, 2017 · · 3 ·

Wow, I was completely wrong on the definition of that. In the ballpark only.
I thought it meant an adulterer, and that the reason it was used as an insult was because adultery is still publicly scorned by conservative America and a crime in many red states (and a small number of blue ones).

Your banana seems to be aging badly. Better replace it.

4674105
You know normally I'd downvote and move on, but seriously, you're a dipshit.

4674191
Seems we're all learning a little something today!

You know... even after that article I still think it's a funny insult.

Scootaloo: What did the cock say in the morning?
Angry Internet: Don't even-
Scootaloo: CUCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Edit: by funny I mean the word just sounds funny to me. Like repeatedly saying dick or cock, cuck is just hilarious to me.

4674110
I admit that my first reaction to seeing this was to wonder what the hell was wrong with you.

I'm satisfied at your innocence in the matter. Be careful in the future, though. Right now that word is an excellent means of indicating that the one using is a horrible person, and it would be a shame to have it diluted.

4674105
4674307
>Mmm, casual racism.
>Right now that word is an excellent means of indicating that the one using is a horrible person, and it would be a shame to have it diluted.
Really you shouldn't be acting like Orwellian villains and mentally accusing people of wrongthink for not using your correct newspeak. Jesus Christ people, jumping to such vile conclusions about someone over one word. You can be much better people than this, don't let the shit other idiots spew poison you.

4674302
I happen to agree. :moustache:

4674105
I'm pretty sure that artical comes from someone a bit too far on the left talking about people a little too far on the right and lumping anyone who uses the word with alt-right racists. Not all people who use that word are racist, misogyist, jerks. I can think of one person in particular that I watch sometimes on YouTube who is a reasonable man, but sometimes uses the word when talking about something he's covering. Regardless, I know your intentions were good.

Why are you a rotten banana now...

T MTOT



I don't get it.

4674105
Yeah, no, that article is bullshit. A priori assumptions do not an argument make.

After reading your blog I had an idea for what you ment. Now reading the comments I am shocked by what it could have ment. I will go with by choice at Scootaloo being cheeky and she was really going for fuck. She may not understand what she was saying, being a kid and all, but I cannot wait for her to hit puberty and dealing with all of that.

>Uses the word "Cuck" in a joke
>Comments instantly descend into calling you racist.
Do you mind if I culturally appropriate this and sexually identity as an attack helicopter?

4674337
I agree, and the word racist has been thrown around so much these days that it has almost no meaning anymore. You got morons on the far left who behave more like a religion and call anything to the left of them racist, bigot etc etc for wrong think or who don't agree with them. Then you have the far right who are starting to come out of the wood works cause the media can't help but provide them the ammunition to give them a basis for neo nazis by calling white people racist or a "White Lash" or just generally making everything a race issue when it wasn't. Don't even have to mention all the idiocy going on colleges in trying to segregate people. I kinda miss the 80s and 90s, this is all a bit much and i lost faith in the democratic party to the point i considered going republican X3. Can't get any worse than now, wait i take that back as i don't wanna jinx it....

4674110
I am curious, how much design went into this apparent 'shit post' as kids these days speak of?
(re-reading this I realized my tone was wrong, I was questioning if this was a shit post or a well-designed literary piece intending to give an impression of a larger story outside the content of the literal writing.)

Christ people, pull up your panties, it was a joke.

I made a trainwreck~!

Whoops~!

The left doesn't necessarily react so badly to "cuck" because they're being hyper-reactionary and myopic. Which isn't to say we can't be, but in this case there's a simpler reason. It's mostly just that the vilest parts of the internet tend to throw "cuck" at everything they dislike, constantly, so it gets associated with their shitty attitudes.

4675482

Like Mr Jim Stirling, who has been pretty frequently called that word by his detractors; indeed prior to this blogpost, the only exposure I have personally had to said word, so I would have been equally as ignorant as Pickleless (more so, since I'm from the UK, and thus the inner workings (as opposed to the obvious results) of US political campaigning is lost on me).

And let us not forget The Internet will happily turn any kind word it can spell easily into as offensive and insult as it can contrive to throw at people as it can manage...

>original post
lel

4674105
>reads article
How do they make this stuff up? It's amazing. I'm not even right wing and that article is ridiculous to me. I've seen both extreme sides call the other side 'cucks' multiple times, and to think that the word 'cuck' (a word that means 'someone who's SO is sleeping with someone else') is somehow racially charged is above and beyond ridiculous. Also see 4674350 .

4675071
Nah, it wasn't your doing. Someone just threw bologna in here and many people don't like the smell.

4674658
I thought of a joke and went for it. The process was about... 3 minutes.
...
Sometimes I spend an hour making a single joke, not this time.

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