I Make Nonsense Happen · 2:50am Oct 13th, 2012
First item of nonsense, someone did a reading of Rarity Versus Bukkake Ninjas. Hearing my stories read aloud makes me realize how painful it must seem when I string together similar syllables such as "anti-cannon, canon-conscious fashionista." I'm not gonna stop, though.
Second item, iloveportalz0r (aka, the ghost who walks) posts 44 mustaches in a typical 24-hour period.
Third itemz, Upcoming Stories:
1) My Mindfool Mondays entry, Twilight's Inferno. Sort of based on Twilight's trip to Tartarus, but really the first story I'm writing where I admit I'm just being weird for the sake of being weird. Based on this song:
2) Scootaloo's Helmet Gets Around. Based on iloveportalz0r's request that Scootaloo's helmet should have sex with Rainbow Dash and/or the CMC. Here is an excerpt from the rough draft:
The pegasi stared at each other across the threshold. Scootaloo's mouth hung open, her tongue swaying gently in the air like a banner.
Rainbow Dash finally broke the silence. "No," she said and flipped her wings. The helmet was still clutched between her hindlegs as she flew to her front door.
"No," she repeated before closing the door in the orange pony's face.
The moans of ecstasy from within resumed.
The sun set, and Scootaloo continued to stare at the door, her brain trying to piece together what had just happened.
Slowly, the door cracked open again, revealing a single violet eye.
"No."
The door closed again.
3) Twilight Discovers Shit. In response to an item of hate mail received by FattyMagee1. Twilight and Luna are sucked into the ROYAL COLON by a Total Inverse Rectal Prolapse. Twilight's only hope is to convince the Princess of the Night to loosen her sphincter. Metafiction about metafiction about horse anuses. It will be either the worst or best thing I have ever written.
Yet we can always understand what he means, which I think is pretty neat.
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I can't.
I just assume he is telling me to shut up.
Which is probably true, because I really do need to just shut up and write about horse butts most of the time.
So I guess you are right.
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From what I've learned, Smiley faces usually means he's cool with what ever is going on and agrees.
Crazy Pinkie usually means explain more, laughing dash I assume means I've made a fool of myself somehow and didn't see it.
And the others I assume he wants me to continue as well.
A bunch of people have done readings for my Applejack Takes a Math Test and Twilight Discovers Wikipedia haha.
Can't wait for your new masterpieces, especially the third one.
I love you
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