The Big Four-O · 7:53pm Sep 20th, 2017
Guys, I don't have enough futons for all of you. There's not even enough space here to house all four hundred of you. Can you, like, share sandwiches or something? I'unno.
I don't even know why there's four hundred of you here. I don't give out free candy. I don't write porn. Or HiEs. Or however the kids get popular these days.
I exist, though. That's a thing.
Four hundred of you seem down with the fact that me existing equals a helluva lotta words, even though there's not enough resources to supply all of you following yours truly.
Well, you know the rules, and if you don't I'll hit you with a broom and scream at you to git until you do. Probably. I'm a nice person. I'm not. Not at all.
Ask me shit.
Ask me shit in English. I don't know any other languages.
Ask me shit that isn't an uber-spoiler for my word-shit, thank you kindly.
Ask me things that aren't NSFW or 2personal4u.
Ask me stuff in the form of memes being posted out of context.
Ask me stuff by sending cute horse pics or something. I dunno.
Do it faget.
Yea, but how many of those 400 are actually active?
Anyway...
Wie ist das Wetter wo du wohnst?
Just kidding...
Um...
Help I can't think of anything.
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I've honestly got no clue.
4673781
Ah, I got one...
Play any kewl video games?
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No, actually, not much of a game person.
Tea or coffee?
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Neither. I'm soulless for it, I know.
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Oh well.
Anyway, you requested memes, so here you go.
ur the faget
hrm
On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite fruit?
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I'm kinda partial to apples.
Favorite type of ice cream?
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Cookie dough!
Favorite non-pony show?
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Hmm... Avatar: The Last Airbender. It's a big ol' bunch of nostalgia for me too.
What is a cubed root of 729?
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Umm.
Favorite story on this site?
Ignore any question too personal 'n junk.
Who's your sempai on this site~?
Do you play video games? If so, do you appreciate the classics?
Top fave ten ponies, from most favorite going down.
Is there a pony on this show that could magically become real for a day that you would not cuddle or hug?
Rate yourself, your overall general self, 1 out of 10.
Rate me, from what you know, 1 out of 10. (Promise I won't get offended.)
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Um. That's too hard.
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Who's your sempai on this site~?
Cynewulf.
Do you play video games? If so, do you appreciate the classics?
Not much of a gamer, actually. I only played two games that kept my attention, and was exposed to them pretty late, so I'm not in the culture of it (that's a thing?) or anything, but art's art, yo.
Top fave ten ponies, from most favorite going down.
1) Luna and Sombra are tied
2) Cadance
3) Celestia
4) Rarity
5) Applejack
7) Shining Armor
8) Spike
9) I forgot 6 was a number.
10) Sweetie or AB
Is there a pony on this show that could magically become real for a day that you would not cuddle or hug?
Starlight?
Rate yourself, your overall general self, 1 out of 10.
13.
Rate me, from what you know, 1 out of 10. (Promise I won't get offended.)
Anyone who makes blogs just for neato one liners is a 7 in my book.
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Easy, just get on the balcony of your castle/mansion and look out into the sea of persons camping out in your courtyard and front lawn. Take note of their majestic beauty...and how many of them still move, or groan when poked with a stick.
Also, congrats on hitting 400.
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Em, what about a list?
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On my page.
Alright, how did you find your way to this fandom?
Still, congratulations
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They’re pretty good
But strawberries are juuuuust a bit better
(actually mine is prolly cantaloupe haha)