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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Sep
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2017

Fire 3, Fire Free. · 9:15am Sep 20th, 2017

Thank god, the fires are gone~

Well I mean there's still a lot of fires everywhere-

They're alllllll gone!

Like, cutting through the middle of Washington and Oregon, and touching the tip of California is this big line of fires.

I'm perfectly safe!

Well the smoke is gone, along with the major fire near us, which is nice. But people are still in danger-

Everything is just, fine~!

Like dude, we live at the border right next to Washingto-

Everything is just, fine.

Comments ( 3 )

Has you family considered the fine state of Minnesota? We do not have massive fires and the cold during the winter is not as bad as people believe. Plus we have 10,000+ lakes that are an absolute blast!

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My brother and cousin are moving there actually. Kinda seems like the place everyone is running off to.

Being from a land of giant bumpy hills everywhere, Minnesota's flat lands would be a very big change of scenery.

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The bluffs along the Mississippi in the South Eastern part of the state are beautiful and the fall colors along the North Shore are great! They would both be worth the visit.

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