Kreeper's Episodic Rants V2 · 3:51am Sep 17th, 2017
Now with pictures!
Today: S7E20
Looks like the feuding familiar farmers have finally fixed their fractured fruit footing.
Pinkie has waited 13 years for the moment she can finally use her special Black Mesa-issue crowbar, courtesy of some dude in an orange suit who had just found a better one.
Little does Rarity know: Pinkie threw out the envelope because Photo Finish had sent it from Canterlot. Pinkie automatically discards all mail from there, due to it being almost exclusively strongly-worded letters from the Canterlot elite or offers from literally every corporation in existence.
Okay, that was funny. Poor Spookyeyes, they only want some hugs and maybe a sandwich.
Where did Zecora find clear, curved bamboo?
The bottles are gonna be mixed up. Calling it.
What, you think that mohawk is natural? Why do you think Zecora has a shampoo kit?
Called it.
No, Pinkie, that's just you.
It's not like you could have put it in labeled bottles or something. No, that would be too much to ask. (Ponies and zebras are stupid when the plot calls for it, nothing else. I like Zecora.)
This was perfectly executed.
Oh, well that was easy, conflict resolved, badabingbadaboom, Zecora just has to prep a hair-growth potion, Rarity has to trim and style it back to what it was, which I'm sure is muscle memory for her at this point, aaand we're go-
"As I mentioned before, there is no easy fix/mane-mending magic's the trickiest of tricks.
I'm sorry?
There's a chance we could fix it, I think, if we're clever.
While I don't doubt your ability to be clever, Zecora, we are on a schedule here. Try to be clever faster.
SKIP!
I agree. Bullshit. Seriously, if someone has hair that's disgusting to you, you try to oh-so-casually look at a spot over their shoulder or something. Not break out crying or screaming.
You know, it does look "messed up" to me.
I AGREE. JUST IGNORE IT.
YOU TRAVELED THROUGH TIME. BOTH OF YOU.
Mane-shaped hole cut out from Twilight's door contains no door paint. Also: Crystal castle has wooden doors. (ding) (ding) (ding)
What was your plan there? And how did you get hair that long?
Zecora's timing is impeccable, and she sounds so gleeful about the news that Rarity's mane...
Oh, no! I'm afraid I can't fix it before the big shoot! But in time the hair will grow back from the root.
...is f
d. Knew it.
BOTH OF YOU.
Also: Seems the DWK Common Sense Switch was finally on Twilight and Starlight's respective sides.
Have you considered asking Photo Finish to postpone the shoot, and wear one of your hats in the meantime?
JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT
How did this get past the censors?
Have to sign off for now, check back tomorrow for Part 2!
