Rocket-Powered Turbo Horse

I would like you to listen to this song. Then I would like you to explain how no one has made a Rainbow Dash-centric PMV out of it.

#2 pencil only. Please show your work.

Comments

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

That is great song titles.

[Lightwavers]

1. The song uses the word "he" while referring to the horse.
2. It is not popular enough to have followed this sequence:

• Person in MLP fandom finds it.
• Same person makes PMVs, or knows someone who does.
• PMV maker actually musters up the motivation/interest to go through with making the PMV.

[Menelaus Redz]

Song was meh. The only reason why anyone would make a pmv with it is only due to the lyrics.

The real reason would probably be due to not knowing about the song.

[Nyronus]

Because life is a hollow void of suffering and disappointment, where even sincere endeavor are swallowed and destroyed all in an effort to turn out slaves to fuel a capitalist machine that has long since lost relevance or potence?

[iisaw]

Even the album title ties into RD fan work: Awesome Meat Grenade Flies South Sideways... sort of.

[Arkonfleight]

Dunno, they're too busy working on one for this?

[Moosetasm]

The gratuitous use of the word "He's"

...Though I suppose a Rainbow Blitz video would be in order...

[Lurks-no-More]

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"They call me 'Awesome Meat Grenade'? That's so cool!"
"Uh, Rainbow... you know grenades are meant to explode? That is not a good thing to be called."
"Eh, you know the saying: live fast, die fast, leave no corpse!"
"Rrright..."

[iisaw]

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[Willow Wren]

I think it's waiting for Bulk Biceps with a jetpack.